Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[Col_M]

Here the touch map.


They should make him take throw ins to get their money’s worth

 

[spursfan77]

Here the touch map.


They should make him take throw ins to get their money’s worth

What’s happened to him? Really weird how he’s fallen off a cliff.

 

[Marty]

What’s happened to him? Really weird how he’s fallen off a cliff.

It seems very obvious that he and Tuchel don't get along or at the very least that he doesn't fit in with what Tuchel wants to do.

 

[slartibartfast]

Lukakus heat map. Impressive.

 

[Delboy75]

What’s happened to him? Really weird how he’s fallen off a cliff.

Not that weird he seems very mentally fragile. Happened at United, Conte restored him and now he’s gone back to type. Was actually thinking today if Kane leaves and Conte stays, it wouldn’t surprise me if he went for Lukaku. Probably get him for £50m, although even that feels to much now. I know the history with Chelsea but Conte factor might change it if suits both parties.

 

[chrissivad]

Lukakus heat map. Impressive. View attachment 106026

Looks too warm, needs more blue

 

[Tucker]

Lukakus heat map. Impressive. View attachment 106026

Looking on the bright side, he won’t get caught by The Predator any time soon.

 

[sausage]

Looks too warm, needs more blue

 

[rossdapep]

It seems very obvious that he and Tuchel don't get along or at the very least that he doesn't fit in with what Tuchel wants to do.

Clearly not a Tuchel signing.

Levy gets a lot of flak from football fans regarding supposed signings being made by him - which isn't even true. Yet Chelsea really do sign players from above the manager's head. Shevchenko and Ballack brought in above Jose's head, Havertz and Werner above Lampard's and now Lukaku above Tuchel.

It's why they will never have a coach stay longer than 3 years, it creates a scenario in which as soon as something goes wrong the coach is under scrutiny despite expensive players not fitting their strategy.

Tuchel needs a fluid front three, or at least a CF who can play on the shoulder. Lukaku is not that guy.

 

[PLTuck]

Tuchel has been reading SC

Not time to laugh about Lukaku - Tuchel

Chelsea manager Thomas Tuchel says "it is not the time to laugh about" Romelu Lukaku after the £97.5m striker's recent struggles.

www.bbc.co.uk

You're wrong Tommy boy. Now is precisely the right time to laugh at Lukaku.

 

[Delboy75]

If Russia do become completely annexed I wonder what the impact on Abramovich would be. He’s now personally an Israeli citizen but I’d presume all his business interests are in Russia. Imagine if he called in his loan to Chelsea.

 

[brasil_spur]

If Russia do become completely annexed I wonder what the impact on Abramovich would be. He’s now personally an Israeli citizen but I’d presume all his business interests are in Russia. Imagine if he called in his loan to Chelsea.

Even better would be the EU, UK etc... seizing all Russian owned assets. Taking Chelsea and having it run by MPs in Westminster for a while would be great.

 

[PLTuck]

Even better would be the EU, UK etc... seizing all Russian owned assets. Taking Chelsea and having it run by MPs in Westminster for a while would be great.

 

[Colonel Dax]

 

[nigespurs]

Would be good if the Russians were to ask Chelsea for their £1.5b back that they've loaned Chelsea since they became their owners.

 

[southlondonyiddo]

Leaked documents accusing Abramovich of links to Russian corruption
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-corruption.html?ito=native_share_article-top

 

[Delboy75]

I have a feeling it’s just a matter of when Roman is forced out. Let’s hope he calls in the loan and sells up to some cowboys. How glorious it would be to see them in league 1 in 10 years time.

 

[VegasII]

I have a feeling it’s just a matter of when Roman is forced out. Let’s hope he calls in the loan and sells up to some cowboys. How glorious it would be to see them in league 1 out of business in 1 years time.

 

[spursfan1991]

Would be good if the Russians were to ask Chelsea for their £1.5b back that they've loaned Chelsea since they became their owners.

I wish there was a fingers crossed rating

 

[TheChosenOne]

I have a feeling it’s just a matter of when Roman is forced out. Let’s hope he calls in the loan and sells up to some cowboys. How glorious it would be to see them in league 1 in 10 years time.