Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[dontcallme]

I think he's very over rated.

What has that got to do with my post?

 

[yankspurs]

leave him alone. He’s homesick and just remembered that he plays for a team supported by racists.

Managed by one too. No other explanation for defending the refs here other than that. Demba Ba had a right to be furious.

Demba Ba has called out Thomas Tuchel for actions during PSG vs Istanbul racism incident

Demba Ba is furious with Thomas Tuchel

www.givemesport.com

 

[Serpico]

He's feeling sorry for himself because he is not featuring in the Chelsea side, all aspects of being at Chelsea probably seems annoying right now. Its not just not playing, itsmissing the whole experience being at an Italian clutb, its the life style, weather and respect and so on.

 

[glacierSpurs]

TBH, the fact this is Lukaku 2nd stint at chelscum, I think there's a very disrespectful part on him in that interview.

 

[NickHSpurs]

I’ve never understood the hype with Lukaku, often went missing in big games for Everton and has always been capable of a sulk both on and off the pitch when things don’t go his way.

Madness they spent almost £100m on him, a player that has purple patches and then goes missing for a while but it is amusing he’s already spat his dummy out.

 

[luRRka]

He's a top troll, I'll give him that. Changed his Facebook bio to Inter Milan today

Edit, may not have been today. May have just been spotted today. In which case its probably not a thing and he just hasn't updated it

 

[beats1]

The-interview-is-3weeks-old-and-apparently-the-translation-is-worse-than-the-quotes-in-italian

 

[Dundalk_Spur]

The-interview-is-3weeks-old-and-apparently-the-translation-is-worse-than-the-quotes-in-italian

Will someone take Beats on a night out on Alpha Centauri ???

Yes folks he needs a space bar....

I'm not even gonna get my coat

 

[slartibartfast]

I think he's very over rated.

Agree. The storues at the start of the seeing about them running away with the league were most amusing.
Were they talking about the same Lukaku who played in the PL before?
He found it much easier in Italy but who doesn't?

 

[Col_M]

Will someone take Beats on a night out on Alpha Centauri ???

Yes folks he needs a space bar....

I'm not even gonna get my coat

@tumbleweed

 

[Serpico]

Agree. The storues at the start of the seeing about them running away with the league were most amusing.
Were they talking about the same Lukaku who played in the PL before?
He found it much easier in Italy but who doesn't?

He was enjoying himself in Italy (and everything thats goes with it). He is either reaching out to Milan or just feeling sorry for himself (or both).
He was playing well, on form and fit. Here, he doesn't fit in with Tuchel plan so possibly feeling he is wasting away not playing as he believes he is on top of his game (which he is). Apparently he didn't want to leave and would go back in a shot. At 28 he is at his peak and needs to keep playing just not at Chelsea.

 

[sausage]

 

[spurs mental]

Usually don't like Matt Law but this is great

 

[Tucker]

Player power usually wins out at Chelsea. Is this the beginning of the end for Tuchel and his leggings?

 

[GutBucket]

Awkward position for Tuchel, he likes discipline but his authority sinks if he apologizes to Lukaku, but 100m asset will always be worth more than a coach to clubs. Hope he doesn't end up in United with Ragnick in DoF role. Then again him and Ronaldo could end up in similar position potentially.

 

[spursfan77]

Player power usually wins out at Chelsea. Is this the beginning of the end for Tuchel and his leggings?

It is starting to sound like he didn’t want Lukaku now but I’m sure he was happy with the signing in the summer. He seems to fall out with chairmen pretty easily……look forward to that happening here when we sign our next Chelsea manager in 4/5 years time! ?

 

[spursfan77]

Rudiger has now opened talks with other clubs according to sky. Shame.

 

[beats1]

Will someone take Beats on a night out on Alpha Centauri ???

Yes folks he needs a space bar....

I'm not even gonna get my coat

I got a new keyboard

I was going to react to the conspiracy theory thread after I was taught by a former rocket scientist for the USSR but I felt I lost all moral high ground when I can't be able to use the space bar

Rudiger has now opened talks with other clubs according to sky. Shame.

They are talking to Thiago Silva now over an extension, he turns 38 this year

If they don't agree a deal, they potentially lose Thiago Silva, Christensen, Rudiger and Azpilcueta all for free this year

 

[nailsy]

Agree. The storues at the start of the seeing about them running away with the league were most amusing.
Were they talking about the same Lukaku who played in the PL before?
He found it much easier in Italy but who doesn't?

His goalscoring record has been good at every club he's been at - pretty much a goal every other game at each of the English clubs he's played for. United really didn't know how to use him though.

 

[sausage]

His goalscoring record has been good at every club he's been at - pretty much a goal every other game at each of the English clubs he's played for. United really didn't know how to use him though.

His goalscoring record has been good, but my god he's a terrible footballer.

His ball control makes even the worst version of Sissoko look like prime Maradona.