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Trent Crimm

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Anyway.

A mate of mine lives in Munich. He’s actually a Juve fan but originally from Nuuk. He says that Harry Kane will talk to BM, but that he also talks to dogs and trees. He says that Kane is looking to move to Gaelic football in 2025 but if Munich pony up 110m then Kane will def start learning Yes and No in German.

Offensichtlich.
 

jay2040

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Aug 31, 2012
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Anyway.

A mate of mine lives in Munich. He’s actually a Juve fan but originally from Nuuk. He says that Harry Kane will talk to BM, but that he also talks to dogs and trees. He says that Kane is looking to move to Gaelic football in 2025 but if Munich pony up 110m then Kane will def start learning Yes and No in German.

Offensichtlich.

Don't believe it - you don't have a mate!
 

WorthATry

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Anyway.

A mate of mine lives in Munich. He’s actually a Juve fan but originally from Nuuk. He says that Harry Kane will talk to BM, but that he also talks to dogs and trees. He says that Kane is looking to move to Gaelic football in 2025 but if Munich pony up 110m then Kane will def start learning Yes and No in German.

Offensichtlich.

This story lost credibility when your mate was a Juve fan, not a Celtic fan
 

Gbspurs

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The media narrative is unbearable. Today's headline on BBC sport is still including Kane with the inference he has a "big" decision to make. Have we accepted an offer?! Ultimately if people don't offer what we want there is no decision to make and once again, it seems clubs are trying to low ball for him.
 

Ron Burgundy

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The media narrative is unbearable. Today's headline on BBC sport is still including Kane with the inference he has a "big" decision to make. Have we accepted an offer?! Ultimately if people don't offer what we want there is no decision to make and once again, it seems clubs are trying to low ball for him.
What about signing a contract? What about putting in a transfer request?

It’s not so surprising they’re talking about him
 

Retoanderik88

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But who are the available replacements at his level (you can rule out Haaland), if there are any
Moneyball it. You're not replacing Harry Kane, you're replacing 30 goals and 10 assists a season. Buy several players, with different attributes to cover the holes.

Then ask if we can play 12 players each game, worth a shot right?
 

SirHarryHotspur

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Kane can't be replaced nor could players like Mackay, Greaves, Jennings, Berbatov , Bale etc. teams just have to adapt when they lose key players.
If it was that easy to bring in a top goalscorer to the PL , Man U , Liverpool, Arsenal , Chelsea would all be in the queue in front of us with bigger cheque books .
 

Timberwolf

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Moneyball it. You're not replacing Harry Kane, you're replacing 30 goals and 10 assists a season. Buy several players, with different attributes to cover the holes.

Then ask if we can play 12 players each game, worth a shot right?
Sell Elvis and buy The Polyphonic Spree.

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barrie

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Sell Elvis and buy The Polyphonic Spree.

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Saw them at Brixton Academy once... our mate Chief who was partial to a bit of gear, suddenly disappeared and after looking round we realised the calling was too strong for him and he'd leapt up on stage and joined The Spree. Never saw him again, but he seemed happy as they handed him a robe.
 

Schitzophonic

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So I’d had a couple of jars before posting about Kane’s goal choice on that video last night and may have been a bit brash, but I just think if he were a true Spurs fan, playing for and about to captain the club he grew up supporting, at least in most people I know, it would be a no-brainer to pick a moment from your club career over an England goal, especially when it’s a pretty basic header amongst a career of screamers. I think it’s deliberate and he’s being impartial for a reason. Just my opinion. Obviously I’d love for him to stay but I don’t feel he wants it anymore.
 

mil1lion

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It's like nobody could replace Messi but Barca still won the title. I honestly think losing Kane would be like when we lost both Keane and Berbatov together. We still went on a bit later to better things.
 
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