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MOM

  • Lloris

  • Naughton

  • Kaboul

  • Fazio

  • Rose

  • Capoue

  • Mason

  • Townsend

  • Chadli

  • Eriksen

  • Kane

  • Lamela

  • Dembele

  • Adebayor

  • Goat


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Borks

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Jun 22, 2014
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Lloris, Kane, Chadli and Naughton ok at times, the rest.... awful, especially Capoue, Fazio and Eriksen.
 

CornerPinDreamer

up in the cheap seats
Aug 20, 2013
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conclusion....drink yourself into enough of a state that you forget this season..and last season...
 

faze_coys

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Dec 14, 2010
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Fazio is terrible
Kaboul couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery
The less said about our fullbacks the better
Capoue offers nothing
Eriksen isnt a number 10
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Hard to single anybody out either positively or negatively. They were all terrible in their own particular ways. Even Mason and Kane's homegrown alibi can't save them today.

Lloris the one who did least wrong. And Chadli scored a great goal from a t'riffic Rose cross.
 

carpediem991

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May 31, 2011
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Lloris - shaky at times, maybe can do better with the first goal. One good save. - 5

Naughton - had to take the red. think wasnt the worst. - 5
Rose - mixed bag. Fucked up for their second, was good in second half - 5.5
Fazio - clown - 2
Kaboul - captain clown - 2.5

Capoue - does nothing - 3
Mason - not a good game - 4

Eriksen - dont know what to do - 4
Townsend - failed - 2
Chadli - only player who can produce - 6

Kane - not his faults - 5.5

Dembele - what is he about? - 3
Lamela - completely turd - 3
Adebayor - lol - 2

Poch - you dont get a shit right - 2
 

Strikeb4ck

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Aug 8, 2010
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Chadli and Rose are the only ones who walk out of that with any respect.

Naughton and Lloris were decent as well, nothing they could do about what went wrong on the red card and goals (respectively).
 

jonnyp

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Jun 11, 2006
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Lloris - 5

Naughton - 5
Rose - 5
Fazio - 2
Kaboul - 2.5

Capoue - 3
Mason - 4

Eriksen - 4
Townsend - 2
Chadli - 6.5

Kane - 5

Dembele - 3
Lamela - 2
Adebayor - 4
 

Chris12

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Mar 6, 2013
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Some of our touches and passing were awful, couldn't believe it actually at times.
 

Bofbro

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Aug 13, 2010
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I cannot vote for a MOM, but my Worst Of The Match was close between 10 players, but I went for Fazio because he's utter shit, whilst the rest are bordering on utter shit.
 

Larryjanta

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Apr 22, 2014
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Poor, Mason, Lloris, Chadli
Bad, Adebayor, Kane, Kaboul, Rose
Terrible, Townsend, Naughton, Dembele, Lamela, Eriksen
Utter dogshit, Poch, Fazio, Capoue
 

TEESSIDE1

Married, new job and Spurs on the up!
Jul 3, 2006
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Lloris 6 - quiet game.

Naughton 6 - okay.

Rose 6 - okay.

Kaboul 3 - diabolical.

Fazio 0 - Vega and Doherty love child, absolute crock of sh*t.

Mason 5 - good energy but poor in possession, and his mistake lead to Naughton's red card.

Capoue 3 - awful.

Eriksen 3 - his delivery and passing has gone to pot, he looks totally dejected.

Chadli 6 - MIA for the 1st hour but scored a good goal and showed for the ball afterwards, only one to look interested towards the end.

Townsend 3 - pathetic, not a premier league player.

Kane 5 - tried but looked tired and missing his shooting boots today... had little to no support though.

Dembele 0 - what a fraud, all he did was stupid step overs followed by giving the ball away.

Lamela 4 - anonymous most of the time, with the added bit of poor decision making when in good positions (Chadli clean through and then having a brain fart when he should have crossed). Decent free kick. Basically a fancy version of Townsend, but both equally brain dead.

Ade 0 - 3 touches in 30 mins, 1 to set up a Stoke attack, 2nd concedes a free kick, 3rd is a woeful header on goal.

Poch 0 - I can't believe Levy appointed the village idiot in the 1st place. He doesn't have a clue.
 

Syn_13

Fly On, Little Wing
Jul 17, 2008
14,852
20,661
Fazio is terrible
Kaboul couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery
The less said about our fullbacks the better
Capoue offers nothing
Eriksen isnt a number 10

The worst thing is, even though they weren't great, the fullbacks were our best players today. Naughton took the red, but he did well. Rose coped well with no cover and tried to burst forward. Still, an awful team display.
 

Mr-T

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Jan 24, 2006
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Kane, Lloris and maybe Chadli were alright, the rest were league 2 standard.

Starting to wonder why I should bother spending a lot of money to watch a bunch of clueless, uninterested millionaires. I could buy a pineapple, shove it up my arse sideways and it'd be less painful and way cheaper too.
 

EnfieldYiddo

Silence
Aug 6, 2012
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26,871
Mason is part of the problem for me in a midfield two, severe lack of discipline and had a big hand in the red card.

We need to move to 4-3-3.

There were far worst than him today and in many weeks just feel he will get a big 'pass' today whereas others will be slated.
 

iluvsteffenfreund

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Nov 5, 2004
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The worst tottenham side since I can remember.. That's the worst 45 mins of football I've ever witnessed here as well. It's fucking poisonous from the top to the bottom here. I'm sick of people telling me naughton, capoue, kaboul and Townsend are good enough !?!? They are woeful. I'm afraid poch will have to go. Haven't seen him get a team selection right yet. The stadium is half full fans are booing and we are so so so shambolic. It doesn't get worse than this.
 

iluvsteffenfreund

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Nov 5, 2004
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How do we bounce back from this ? Sack another manager ? This squad wasn't good enough last year so why did we think it would produce this year ?
 

SargeantMeatCurtains

Your least favourite poster
Jan 5, 2013
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I'd rate the team, but i can't be bothered.

Which is ironic, because if i was rating the team, thats what i would have said about the majority of them.
 

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