- Feb 1, 2005
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Good morning everyone. Are we sitting comfortably? Good. So here we go............
Yesterday, the following occured...........
Someone posts some info on SC, multitudes leapt in............
Posters Identity hidden said:Any news on Villa?
Posters Identity hidden said:Are we signing Remy?
Posters Identity hidden said:Any news on the Croatians?
Yes, he just posted some info but was holding that back just in case you asked.
Then JJ made a remark, nothing to do with ITK, something to do with Twitter being 'so yesterday'. Again multitudes leapt in......
Posters Identity hidden said:Any news on Villa?
Posters Identity hidden said:Are we signing Soldado?
Posters Identity hidden said:Any truth to the Remy rumours?
Posters Identity hidden said:Any news on the Croatians?
Posters Identity hidden said:How big is your willy?
Yes, yes, yes and yes again. He was hoping you'd ask, because he really wasn't going to say unless you did.
Late on even The Goat popped in...........Guess what?
Posters Identity hidden said:Any news on Villa?
Posters Identity hidden said:Are we signing Remy?
Posters Identity hidden said:Any news on the Croatians?
Suddenly, on the OS is an announcement that we have signed a player who we have had no ITK on.
Wiseass on SC said:Interesting that we never had any ITK on him
Any one of a number of ITK's said:To be fair, you never asked
Yes that's right, ITK have been rumbled. The fuckers are holding back on us. Meh. It won't sink in.
In other news, did you know me and Mrs A&C made a porn DVD? It only lasts three minutes, but there is an extended version coming out soon that lasts for twenty but its mainly snoring and farting.
As for the ITK that came in the traditional manner.......Or did someone ask them? Fiucks sake.
ryantegan said:Insert possibly the third worst cryptic of all time here
3.5 seconds later everyone guessed it was Pjanic we were trying to sign
Then some info on Bale. You must be asking the right questions.........
Gards44 said:Bale to become our highest paid player ever!
Fair enough I suppose.........
Then Gilzeantheking whored this off COYS, POTL on Soldado
POTL said:Don't jump the gun on this one. Hadn't mentioned anything on this one for certain reasons. There is definite interest- but it isn't close at time of writing. Never know with Franco tho- did a great job out in Brazil. There will be news on the house by the weekend hopefully though. Positivity.
Nice. Big week coming up? One would hope.
Then JJetset posted here on SC
Which prompted shitloads of questions. And he never answered one of them. Maybe he just posted what he knew? Maybe he just wants to be left alone like that? Maybe.JJetset said:The case against Remy in the alleged rape isnt that strong to be honest. He should get off.
Us and QPR are new besties also at chairman level. The bloke who manages their football team is still completely nuts!
Regarding Soldado is that, he isnt first choice and has been heavily considered over the last few years and when he was at Getafe. Valencia are still not great financially so they could do with the money however he wants big wages and a fee plus his age works against him with Daniel being closer to 30 than 25! However my onion is that he really is Top quality and would be great for us but would be surprised to see it happen.
Erm dont be surprised to see Townsend go somewhere if he isnt playing every week as he doesnt want to sit around and be a bench warmer this season.
Finally The Goat bleated/spammed the thread/abused his powers, it all depends on how tight your arse is......
Which didn't satisfy some when i'd have thought all indicators that he's staying would be welcome.The Goat said:The Goat has had word of Bale's growing commercial dealings in the UK that suggest a move from the Premier League is highly unlikely this season.
And that was yesterday's thread. A bit like a tango really. Slow, slow, quick quick slow.
Meanwhile, in the rags....... Real Madrid have put their bid to lure Tottenham star Gareth Bale, 23, on hold - for this summer at least (Marca) and Queens Park Rangers manager Harry Redknapp wants to sign Tottenham's England midfielder Scott Parker (London Evening Standard)
And finally......
I was having another row with Mrs A&C last night. I said to her: "You're pathetic. All you care about is getting the upper hand in these ridiculous arguments."
She went off crying.
4-3 to me, I think