- Feb 1, 2005
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Good morning courgette strokers
All is quiet on the ITK front.
The psychiatric front however is busier than ever after fresh outbreaks of bipolarity. The worrying thing is that some of you raise families, live normal lives and probably hold position of great responsibility. Yet somehow still walk among us. But hey-ho, i'm not one to sit back and point the finger, oh no. Not when there's some pisstaking to be done. So for all you bipolars out there, get a load of this.
Do you REALLY think that we're going to sign another player for circa £30m? Come onnnnnnnn. Really? The BSoDL have done their jobs well. This all reeks of previous heroic last minute failures. And i've read that some of you are expecting no less than FIVE more new signings. There's being bipolar and then there's being a silly ****, but you got problems if you're bipolar AND a silly ****. That's some cocktail. So yeah, there won't be five signings, there won't be a £30m player and Daniel Levy will be on the end of some serious backlash.
OK back to what some of us like to call 'reality'..........
This is the bestest transfer window ever. I can't wait for us to spend another £60-70m on at least five players. Lamela, Vlad, a striker and 'Playmaker X', plus a left back. Possibly at least one player from Madrid. Some of the names i'm hearing have me masturbating furiously and Daniel Levy deserves great personal credit. In fact one name was texted to me and I bashed one out on the spot. Luckily, the head of security in Tesco's was a fellow Spurs fan and I got let off with a stern warning.
So. As I was saying, you biploar ****s are heading for a serious bout of depression. There's no way we'll make these signings. Do we really think the Willian fiasco was down to Kia/Chelsea being ****s? Is it really beyiond the realms of possibility that Levy planted a few seeds while we dragged our heels? I'd take the pills now if I were you. Losing Bale and hoarding the money. Levy out. The bald headed dwarf gussettsniffer.
But every cloud has a silver lining. Come Sept 3rd we could have one of the strongest squads in the league. When we sign these five players we'll be serious challengers. We'll have made a big step up in mentality and the feel of being Spurs. Fucking bring it on, it's an amazing buzz.
So there you have it my little bipolarites. All is well at Spurs. Or it's all gone fucking bandy. Who knows? You do.
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