- Feb 1, 2005
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Good morning olympians of the wrist
It's here at last! At 11pm tonight we can all go back to living normal lives. I don't know what that means for you peasants but it's a godsend for me I can tell you. My absence from the local dogging scene has been noted and the local chief constable's wife isn't very happy about it. The mayor isn't best pleased either. Who'd have thought they would have missed someone dressed as a nazi klingon lollipop lady so much. Or maybe its not so much that as the handheld vadge I take along.
I've been thinking about how the last few transfer windows have always left us wanting a bit more to say the least and that this window has been like all the let downs made up for in one fell swoop. But the downside is in knowing that unless some raving lunatic billionaire takes over the club we're unlikely to see the likes of this transfer window ever again. But you can always say 'I was there' when Levy went all Viv Nicholson.......
Oh and today, at last, we'll be keeping the Live ITK Ticker updated for those of you who just want a point of reference to events as they unfold without having to wade through page after page of people waxing lyrical about how they can't see this happening or why signing so and so is not happening. You know, the phrases that are usually ended with a chavism such as 'end of'.......'just saying' or 'fact'.
I think today is going to be all about outgoing players rather than incoming ones
So who will we sign today? NOBODY
And who might leave? Carroll, Lennon, Benny, Adebayor, any number of younger players.
The Goat will be posting at some point this morning, I have a few things to get out of the way first and then i'll be here to prod and cajole as usual
Todays word of the day is: Cockslap