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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning.

Here's today's thread. And a song about the demise of POTL

AMERICAN PIE (Or a version of it anyway)

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how the rumours used to make me smile
ITK knew if they had the chance
That they could put us in a trance
And maybe we'd be happy for a while

The summer window made me shiver
With every rumour they'd deliver
Bad news was out of step
They couldn't take more bad rep

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about Willian and why
But something touched me deep inside
The day that rumour died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, miss the ITK why?
Levy knows it weren't done and only Levy knows why
And all the eyeteekays were being accused of a lie
Singin' "Only Akqayid can say why
Only Akqayid can say why"

Did you write the book of rules
And you still have faith in ITK you fools
If the rulebook tells you so?
Now do you believe in Pochettino?
Can rumours save your fat arsehole?
And can you teach me how to read real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you asking after him
You were told he'd gone fair do's
Man, I dig those yellow and blues

I was a lonely internet rumour fuck
With a big pink dildo for danny levy to fuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the rumours died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, miss the ITK why?
Levy knows it weren't done and only Levy knows why
And all the eyeteekays were being accused of a lie
Singin' "Only Akqayid can say why
Only Akqayid can say why"

Now for two years we've been on our own
Coz Pottle got up from his throne
But that's not how it used to be
When the rumours flowed from the king you see
On a site that bans you, him and me
Willian oh what you did you see
The day the rumours died

Oh, and while old Levy wore a frown
The authroised overdraft, it went down
No set amount was confirmed
He used a wheelbarrow we all learned

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, ITK makes you cry
You think it's all true but you still ask "oh why?"
And the eyeteekays don't do the Q&A cry
Singin' "With what i post you get by
With what i post you get by"
 
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Ledleys Knee

Ledleys Knee

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Let's hope this Funtime Friday we see another piece or two in the Benteke-Ade-Berahino-Lambert merry-go-round get over the line
 
dirtyh

dirtyh

One Skin, two skin.....
Jun 24, 2011
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drove my chevy to the levy but the levy then proceeded to lowball me and made me sign away my chevy for £1 a week over the next 25 years :ROFLMAO:

as for the itk before i get banned, lets hope funtime friday is more firm news on ade. i really do get the impression that getting ade's wages off the books will be the catalyst for lots of movement.
 
Kaboul'sForehead

Kaboul'sForehead

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Archibald&Crooks said:
index.php

Morning.

Here's today's thread. And a song about the demise of POTL

AMERICAN PIE (Or a version of it anyway)

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how the rumours used to make me smile
ITK knew if they had the chance
That they could put us in a trance
And maybe we'd be happy for a while

The summer window made me shiver
With every rumour they'd deliver
Bad news was out of step
They couldn't take more bad rep

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about Willian and why
But something touched me deep inside
The day that rumour died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, miss the ITK why?
Levy knows it weren't done and only Levy knows why
And all the eyeteekays were being accused of a lie
Singin' "Only Akqayid can say why
Only Akqayid can say why"

Did you write the book of rules
And you still have faith in ITK you fools
If the rulebook tells you so?
Now do you believe in Pochettino?
Can rumours save your fat arsehole?
And can you teach me how to read real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you asking after him
You were told he'd gone fair do's
Man, I dig those yellow and blues

I was a lonely internet rumour fuck
With a big pink dildo for danny levy to fuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the rumours died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, miss the ITK why?
Levy knows it weren't done and only Levy knows why
And all the eyeteekays were being accused of a lie
Singin' "Only Akqayid can say why
Only Akqayid can say why"

Now for two years we've been on our own
Coz Pottle got up from his throne
But that's not how it used to be
When the rumours flowed from the king you see
On a site that bans you, him and me
Willian oh what you did you see
The day the rumours died
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@Archibald&Crooks with a masterclass.
 
tony0379

tony0379

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Archibald&Crooks said:
index.php

Morning.

Here's today's thread. And a song about the demise of POTL

AMERICAN PIE (Or a version of it anyway)

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how the rumours used to make me smile
ITK knew if they had the chance
That they could put us in a trance
And maybe we'd be happy for a while

The summer window made me shiver
With every rumour they'd deliver
Bad news was out of step
They couldn't take more bad rep

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about Willian and why
But something touched me deep inside
The day that rumour died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, miss the ITK why?
Levy knows it weren't done and only Levy knows why
And all the eyeteekays were being accused of a lie
Singin' "Only Akqayid can say why
Only Akqayid can say why"

Did you write the book of rules
And you still have faith in ITK you fools
If the rulebook tells you so?
Now do you believe in Pochettino?
Can rumours save your fat arsehole?
And can you teach me how to read real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you asking after him
You were told he'd gone fair do's
Man, I dig those yellow and blues

I was a lonely internet rumour fuck
With a big pink dildo for danny levy to fuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the rumours died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, miss the ITK why?
Levy knows it weren't done and only Levy knows why
And all the eyeteekays were being accused of a lie
Singin' "Only Akqayid can say why
Only Akqayid can say why"

Now for two years we've been on our own
Coz Pottle got up from his throne
But that's not how it used to be
When the rumours flowed from the king you see
On a site that bans you, him and me
Willian oh what you did you see
The day the rumours died
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No mention of our "authorised overdraft" in there :(
 
Good Doctor M

Good Doctor M

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Aug 31, 2010
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Excellent intro... kudos to you.

Now, let's get rid of Adey... it's got to be today innit?

I've got a feeling, in my waters.
 
Kingellesar

Kingellesar

This is the way
May 2, 2005
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Maybe its the calm before the storm. Funtime Friday isn't living up to the name yet, got soaked on the way to work this morning. If Ade goes today, that will cheer me up.
 
thfc1989

thfc1989

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May 8, 2008
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It's clear that nothing is close from either respectable itks or the lack of media links. Been a decent window so far, I'm not worried at all.
 
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SHaRD

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thfc1989 said:
It's clear that nothing is close from either respectable itks or the lack of media links. Been a decent window so far, I'm not worried at all.
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Kaboul happened in a few hours and no-one had a sniff of it. We could start seeing some easy lower profile exits (Fredericks, Carroll etc.)
 
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