The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 10th June 2022

[Archibald&Crooks]

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The week draws to a close with another new thread.

Last night Mrs A&C said to me that "Sometimes I think you take advantage of me being gullible"
I looked up in surprise and asked "Who said you were gullible?"
"Karen at work," she replied. "She also told me that National Blowjob Day isn't even a thing."

But she's not silly because for her birthday I bought her a bunch of cookery books to help her to learn how to cook properly.

She returned the compliment by buying me some porn DVD's

 

[GobbyJJ]

Nice girl that Karen

 

[luRRka]

Apparently good source from inter. Also followed by Romano.

"#Tottenham on #Lautaro, #Conte wants him".

Me and #Conte share the same passion: #Inter players.

Only I like them at #Inter. [As the journalist is an Inter fan and their version of Ally Gold]

 

[Hoopspur]

Transfer window opens today ?

 

[SpartanSpur]

Apparently good source from inter. Also followed by Romano.

"#Tottenham on #Lautaro, #Conte wants him".

Me and #Conte share the same passion: #Inter players.

Only I like them at #Inter. [As the journalist is an Inter fan and their version of Ally Gold]

Based on prior negotiations with Inter I expect this to go very smoothly...

 

[Hoopspur]

Based on prior negotiations with Inter I expect this to go very smoothly...

Read a lot of the tweet replies through translate. Consensus is that Conte doesn’t care and is taking advantage of their financial situation - £60m by the 30th. He is emotionless in terms of the club and players. They will bring in Lukaku and Dybala. And Bastoni is known as ‘Sticks’. Conte wants to be the last manager to win with Inter but is a winner. No one saying it couldn’t happen.

 

[Qualsonic]

Read a lot of the tweet replies through translate. Consensus is that Conte doesn’t care and is taking advantage of their financial situation. He is emotionless in terms of the club and players. They will bring in Lukaku and Dybala. And Bastoni is known as ‘Sticks’

Bastoni translates as sticks, but it'd be a good nickname.

 

[freeeki]

Bastoni translates as sticks, but it'd be a good nickname.

What the fuck, his name's Alex Sticks in English?

Never rated him. Get Torres in. Which means towers, but whatever.

 

[SpartanSpur]

Read a lot of the tweet replies through translate. Consensus is that Conte doesn’t care and is taking advantage of their financial situation - £60m by the 30th. He is emotionless in terms of the club and players. They will bring in Lukaku and Dybala. And Bastoni is known as ‘Sticks’. Conte wants to be the last manager to win with Inter but is a winner. No one saying it couldn’t happen.

Yeah I did notice that.

I think the issue with Lautaro is that I can see the likes of PSG, Atletico and Chelsea in for him if he is indeed leaving. Conte is a pull but they could be hard to top Even more so if Real got involved.

 

[StanSpur]

What the fuck, his name's Alex Sticks in English?

Never rated him. Get Torres in. Which means towers, but whatever.

Put him in goal

 

[StanSpur]

Yeah I did notice that.

I think the issue with Lautaro is that I can see the likes of PSG, Atletico and Chelsea in for him if he is indeed leaving. Conte is a pull but they could be hard to top Even more so if Real got involved.

Agree, Its one of those transfers that we as fans get carried away with, the club get false encouragement and then the inevitable happens and he goes to a club with much deeper pockets. The only thing that would swing it would be if we sold Kane to Bayern but i think thats 2 years off just now

 

[SpartanSpur]

Agree, Its one of those transfers that we as fans get carried away with, the club get false encouragement and then the inevitable happens and he goes to a club with much deeper pockets. The only thing that would swing it would be if we sold Kane to Bayern but i think thats 2 years off just now

That was just complete fantasy. Conte would be straight out of the door if that happened and Harry would never go for it.

Perfect example of why the Italian media still spouts a load of nonsense even when they have connections to our DoF and manager.

 

[XIIIMPC]

OK, I'm really sorry because I feel pretty dumb

Usually I just check the ITK forum, but the latest one in there from Hercules has confused me. What on earth does "evenidign" mean? I assume it's a typo because I actually googled it in case it was a player I hadn't heard of.

 

[jedimonkey]

OK, I'm really sorry because I feel pretty dumb

Usually I just check the ITK forum, but the latest one in there from Hercules has confused me. What on earth does "evenidign" mean? I assume it's a typo because I actually googled it in case it was a player I hadn't heard of.

He corrected afterwards. It is eventually sign

 

[TheWook]

OK, I'm really sorry because I feel pretty dumb

Usually I just check the ITK forum, but the latest one in there from Hercules has confused me. What on earth does "evenidign" mean? I assume it's a typo because I actually googled it in case it was a player I hadn't heard of.

It was corrected on the actual post

 

[Stoof]

I thought I edited that post?

EDIT: Balls, I edited the Transfer Ticker one not the ITK Forum one - apols.

 

[mil1lion]

I don't like us dealing with Inter but if they need to raise the money by the end of the month its not such a bad thing. It means we can try for someone like Martinez until then and move on after. As long we have good alternatives lined up to pull the trigger once the month is over if we haven't made a deal with Inter.

 

[XIIIMPC]

It was corrected on the actual post

Got it, thanks guys

 

[Finchyid]

I don't like us dealing with Inter but if they need to raise the money by the end of the month its not such a bad thing. It means we can try for someone like Martinez until then and move on after. As long we have good alternatives lined up to pull the trigger once the month is over if we haven't made a deal with Inter.

Are they not screwed as the window doesn't open till July

 

[StanSpur]

Are they not screwed as the window doesn't open till July

The Italian window doesnt open until July 1 but that doesnt stop them making sales before i,e, the UK window opened today so technically we can buy from italian clubs. It's all a little arbitrary anyway as clubs are doing deals with teams and players throughout the year and the windows are just the finalising of legal contracts. I am sure if they can evidence money moving in the right directions by the end of the month with written agreements then they will be ok with the debt collectors