Philippe Coutinho

[wrd]

Chode is slang for a penis wider than it is long. It can also refer to the perineum. The term is generally used for humor or as a mild insult.

I think specifically it's a small penis with lots of girth, you wouldn't consider a long penis which in terms of circumference is bigger than the length a problem at certain lengths.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Lo Celso and Dybala I reckon. They appear to be the ones we’re actively working.
Coutinho is the ‘in case of emergency break glass’ option. If at 4pm tomorrow we’ve struggled, in goes the call to Barca, ‘we’ll take him’. As it’s a loan, can probably be done quickly. Just to make sure we don’t come out of the window empty handed.
Coutinho is the bird in the nightclub you know you can get, but it’s a short term thing, you’re looking for girlfriend material. If there’s no joy on that front, you go for the one night stand at 2:15 so you don’t go home alone.

Never understood the adage: a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

Surely having two birds in the bush is the holy grail of sexual escapades?

 

[Living Legend Colm G]

Chode is slang for a penis wider than it is long. It can also refer to the perineum. The term is generally used for humor or as a mild insult.

Alexa...........whats in @Archibald&Crooks basement?

 

[Gareth88]

I think specifically it's a small penis with lots of girth, you wouldn't consider a long penis which in terms of circumference is bigger than the length a problem at certain lengths.

Tell that to my Mrs ay ay , jokes please don't she will get curious and try find one

 

[mark1208]

Barcelona midfielder Philippe Coutinho is set to turn down a deal to join Tottenham Hostpur on-loan. [talkSPORT] #THFC

 

[S17PUR]

Are we all ready for the come down after last night? It's going to be brutal.

 

[YiddoTom90]

Are we all ready for the come down after last night? It's going to be brutal.

dybala still going strong so not yet

 

[dfree]

If its Jim White then I'm willing to put substantial money on this being a setup for a 'sensational twist' when he's hosting deadline day on Sky tomorrow and he chooses to sign for us

 

[Finchyid]

Barcelona midfielder Philippe Coutinho is set to turn down a deal to join Tottenham Hostpur on-loan. [talkSPORT] #THFC

I was worried then I saw TalkSport at the end

 

[TheWallYid]

I was worried then I saw TalkSport at the end

Talksport are pretty much on the money most of the time. what will be will be if we get Dybala & another pretty good business. Shame if we don't sign PC because he is prem proven and a winner. But sources will be sauces and we will know come 5pm tomorrow!!

 

[mark1208]

Don't believe it myself really but they was one of the first English to get hold of it yesterday pinch of salt all that as always

 

[pablo73]

Talksport are pretty much on the money most of the time. what will be will be if we get Dybala & another pretty good business. Shame if we don't sign PC because he is prem proven and a winner. But sources will be sauces and we will know come 5pm tomorrow!!

Nice one, that really made me laugh

 

[Finchyid]

Talksport are pretty much on the money most of the time. what will be will be if we get Dybala & another pretty good business. Shame if we don't sign PC because he is prem proven and a winner. But sources will be sauces and we will know come 5pm tomorrow!!

Possibly but "Is Set to down turn down" TalkSport understands.....

 

[JonnySpurs]

Talksport are pretty much on the money most of the time.

Are you sure about that? I dont recall them being first on anything. Ian "look who I'm friends with" Abrahams is their main ITK if you like and he's barely even that.

Equally, why would Coutinho want to apparently stay at Barca when the word is that his agent has been touting him out to clubs. His agent wouldn't do that if his player was happy to stay at Barca.

 

[TheWallYid]

Nice one, that really made me laugh

They were pretty solid on the stadium delays before even spurs knew. Im not holding a banner up for TalkSport but its very rare they report anything so wrong.

 

[Living Legend Colm G]

Are you sure about that? I dont recall them being first on anything. Ian "look who I'm friends with" Abrahams is their main ITK if you like and he's barely even that.

Equally, why would Coutinho want to apparently stay at Barca when the word is that his agent has been touting him out to clubs. His agent wouldn't do that if his player was happy to stay at Barca.

Only thing he is ITK on is what's for lunch.

 

[Spurrific]

Talksport are pretty much on the money most of the time.

Did you mean, "wind up"?

 

[Living Legend Colm G]

They were pretty solid on the stadium delays before even spurs knew. Im not holding a banner up for TalkSport but its very rare they report anything so wrong.

Bulider: "Allo treacle, can you put me through to Adrian Duhram please swee-tart, there's a doll"

Durham: ".......and that's your daily wind-up.......now we've got Ricky on the line, a builder on the Spurs project.....what ya gotta say mate before I make up some shockjock nonsense to get another 1000 irritated simpletons to call in?"

Builder: "Well me auld China, we've got a leak in the gents bogs......bound to delay the stadium for at least 3 months I reckon mukka.......just thought the sensible thing to do is let you know like"

Durham: "Wow! Another exclusive on Talk sport....and have you informed the club of this situation?"

Builder: "Well, no as it 'appens. I mean my natural instincts was to let you know the ins and aaarts 1st to be honest sausage."

Durham: "OK Robbie, thanks for your point........what do you think of that Goughie?"

Gough: (some intangible Yorkshire sounding bollocks sprouts from his rectum)

Durham: "i totally agree, but we gotta take a break.......coming up..........I'll tell you why it's a fact........that Peterborough are a bigger club than Arsenal.......ring that number bellends!"

 

[edgey]

They were pretty solid on the stadium delays before even spurs knew. Im not holding a banner up for TalkSport but its very rare they report anything so wrong.

The stadium delays were pretty obvious to most. Spurs knew they just wouldn't say. It was only Brazil who would report that he "knew someone" who was saying it was nowhere near on schedule. Many fans were saying the same

 

[JKendall13]

Not saying we weren’t interested, but it feels like this was pushed hard from the Barca side yesterday and is now leveling out.