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For about 4 months and then he'll start angling for a move!.
Balotelli on a freebie.
New incoming cult hero ?
For about 4 months and then he'll start angling for a move!.
Balotelli on a freebie.
New incoming cult hero ?
West Ham's 'ground' will be an athletics stadium next weekend.
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Gomez deal is likely off but the Twitternet now mentioning Balotelli on a freebie.
New incoming cult hero ?
Balotelli and Welbeck on frees would be the two most West Ham signings I could think of.West Ham's 'ground' will be an athletics stadium next weekend.
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Gomez deal is likely off but the Twitternet now mentioning Balotelli on a freebie.
New incoming cult hero ?
Enjoyed that, thanks.Everything has gone so wrong for West Ham. I almost admire their relentless ambition, but it usually consists of nothing but lies, P.R. stunts and hot air.
The whole stadium farce is just a perfect West Ham storm. You can see their plan now, sell the old ground, make some flats, and some quick money, take the Olympic venue over, turn it into a huge football stadium, rebrand into London FC, get the tourists flocking, make top 4 and then sell as the biggest and best club and attraction in London.
It's a case of shooting for the moon but not really having the weapons to do it with. Big dildos and a big pair of hairy bollocks in Karen Brady just aren't big enough guns to pull it off.
Sometimes we don't know how lucky we are, although we are starting to realise it. Most, if not all fans would like their owners to say what comes out of West Ham, if it were true. They're the antithesis of Levy, and where he'll keep us all frustrated at his perceived lack of urgency for anything, and managing to keep us moaning at the lack of speed that the club's growth deserves, he's actually pushed it forward at a staggering rate whilst looking like it's some kind of slow progress. West Ham, on the other hand, I'm sure have seen us and thought 'we'll have some of that - he's done it, so can we'! Except they've taken the less considered, almost fan's route of going in all guns blazing, looking for fast success and not factored in that they're bumbling idiots who can't. Levy must be laughing his fucking head off at them.
Levy vs West Ham reminds me of The Usual Suspects, except, 'The greatest trick Levy ever pulled was letting West Ham think they had beaten him'. It might be slow and steady, but in around the exact same time, look at West Ham and their shit stadium and look at us. I'd be a bit bitter if I was them, not only at us, but everyone. But especially us.
Everything has gone so wrong for West Ham. I almost admire their relentless ambition, but it usually consists of nothing but lies, P.R. stunts and hot air.
The whole stadium farce is just a perfect West Ham storm. You can see their plan now, sell the old ground, make some flats, and some quick money, take the Olympic venue over, turn it into a huge football stadium, rebrand into London FC, get the tourists flocking, make top 4 and then sell as the biggest and best club and attraction in London.
It's a case of shooting for the moon but not really having the weapons to do it with. Big dildos and a big pair of hairy bollocks in Karen Brady just aren't big enough guns to pull it off.
Sometimes we don't know how lucky we are, although we are starting to realise it. Most, if not all fans would like their owners to say what comes out of West Ham, if it were true. They're the antithesis of Levy, and where he'll keep us all frustrated at his perceived lack of urgency for anything, and managing to keep us moaning at the lack of speed that the club's growth deserves, he's actually pushed it forward at a staggering rate whilst looking like it's some kind of slow progress. West Ham, on the other hand, I'm sure have seen us and thought 'we'll have some of that - he's done it, so can we'! Except they've taken the less considered, almost fan's route of going in all guns blazing, looking for fast success and not factored in that they're bumbling idiots who can't. Levy must be laughing his fucking head off at them.
Levy vs West Ham reminds me of The Usual Suspects, except, 'The greatest trick Levy ever pulled was letting West Ham think they had beaten him'. It might be slow and steady, but in around the exact same time, look at West Ham and their shit stadium and look at us. I'd be a bit bitter if I was them, not only at us, but everyone. But especially us.
Yep. Levy played the long game for the benefit of the club, which is also in ENIC’s interest as an investment firm. However, their triad of scam artists are after the quick wins. They know what they’re doing (making a quick buck), but they don’t realise how short-sighted they’re being (that, or they don’t see or care about the bigger picture).
They’re being left behind by Everton, Leicester, and Wolves, let alone the current big six. They’re almost as many miles behind us as they are away from their pitch. They’ve saddled themselves to a shit football stadium (still a good athletics stadium) on a 99 year contract, which Levy has cornered them into being unable to rebuild.
I think they’ve generally appointed managers that make sense, but whilst they can pay some decent wages they simply can’t attract the volume of quality players to step up a level. I honestly think they’re likely to collapse if they get relegated. They’re a holiday home for soon to be retiring players, and a couple of big fish looking for a big money move to the dizzy heights of China. Oh and they have Noble; the embodiment of the club in his mediocrity. The uncapped Captain Crap.
The owners thought their rented athletics stadium would be a tourist draw, but failed to account for their in-fighting knuckle-dragging, flat cap-wearing clusterfuck of a fan base.
Lovely carpet though.
wait wait wait....
hang on a dam minute...
So... are you trying to tell me that Man City is the first seat, Newcastle/Wolves is the 2nd/3rd seat? Hence they are expecting a Man City v Newcastle/Wolves final??? and that the 4th seat is west ham? (1st v 4th, 2nd v 3rd right?)
So even the premier league believes west ham to be rubbish.
I was joking with a West Ham mate a couple of weeks ago with them ending up with welbeck and balotelli as their strikers next season. Looking more likely now. Probably makes them stronger than last season but couple go tits up any moment with injury or craziness!
Welbeck will keep Carrol and Wilshire company in the physio room and Balotelli will do something brilliant once every 5 or 6 games but the rest of the time offer absolutely nothing. IMO they aren't strengthened at all by either signing. Unless Balotelli decided to knuckle down but the chances of that are pretty slim, especially once he's seen what a dumpster fire of a club he's joined anyway. Can you imagine Noble trying to give him a dressing down?
Everything has gone so wrong for West Ham. I almost admire their relentless ambition, but it usually consists of nothing but lies, P.R. stunts and hot air.
The whole stadium farce is just a perfect West Ham storm. You can see their plan now, sell the old ground, make some flats, and some quick money, take the Olympic venue over, turn it into a huge football stadium, rebrand into London FC, get the tourists flocking, make top 4 and then sell as the biggest and best club and attraction in London.
It's a case of shooting for the moon but not really having the weapons to do it with. Big dildos and a big pair of hairy bollocks in Karen Brady just aren't big enough guns to pull it off.
Sometimes we don't know how lucky we are, although we are starting to realise it. Most, if not all fans would like their owners to say what comes out of West Ham, if it were true. They're the antithesis of Levy, and where he'll keep us all frustrated at his perceived lack of urgency for anything, and managing to keep us moaning at the lack of speed that the club's growth deserves, he's actually pushed it forward at a staggering rate whilst looking like it's some kind of slow progress. West Ham, on the other hand, I'm sure have seen us and thought 'we'll have some of that - he's done it, so can we'! Except they've taken the less considered, almost fan's route of going in all guns blazing, looking for fast success and not factored in that they're bumbling idiots who can't. Levy must be laughing his fucking head off at them.
Levy vs West Ham reminds me of The Usual Suspects, except, 'The greatest trick Levy ever pulled was letting West Ham think they had beaten him'. It might be slow and steady, but in around the exact same time, look at West Ham and their shit stadium and look at us. I'd be a bit bitter if I was them, not only at us, but everyone. But especially us.
I've said it before that the one of the Birmingham City fan forums did warn the West Ham faithful
that the Davids and Lady Brady were asset strippers.
West Ham's 'ground' will be an athletics stadium next weekend.
.
Gomez deal is likely off but the Twitternet now mentioning Balotelli on a freebie.
New incoming cult hero ?
Welbeck will keep Carrol and Wilshire company in the physio room and Balotelli will do something brilliant once every 5 or 6 games but the rest of the time offer absolutely nothing. IMO they aren't strengthened at all by either signing. Unless Balotelli decided to knuckle down but the chances of that are pretty slim, especially once he's seen what a dumpster fire of a club he's joined anyway. Can you imagine Noble trying to give him a dressing down? :ROFLMAO:
Training ground incident incoming!
I've said it before that the one of the Birmingham City fan forums did warn the West Ham faithful
that the Davids and Lady Brady were asset strippers.