The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 24th June 2015

[Archibald&Crooks]

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For when there's ITK to talk about.

 

[Bill_Oddie]

...and while you're waiting, a quick reminder that there's a great site out there to explore and enjoy. There's general football to chat about other clubs, Spurs Chat for stadium and team updates, a Front Page with features and links to latest articles, or Chat with threads on all matter of, umm, matters. Take this, the Picture Thread, for example. Almost 3,000 pages of amusing pictures intermitted with humourous, acerbic comments from smart, witty members of the site*

http://spurscommunity.co.uk/index.php?threads/this-thread-is-useless-without-pics.38768/page-2942


*May not contain anything of the sort. Some posts aren't totally idiotic, though. There's one on the last page that to be quite honest shows up the drivel we get in here. Hoooweee, you guys talk crap. Never seen the like. Sometimes I think if you fell asleep face first on the keyboard the resulting sentence would be more illuminating and thought-through. Or if you ate a tin of alphabetti spaghetti and shit on the screen, it would reflect a more developed thought process. Anyway, enjoy the site, have a lovely day, and lots of love. I'll pass you back to the main thread...

 

[yankspurs]

@dovahkiin posted this in the Schneiderlin thread earlier

wheres the itk thread gone?
ghostofarmo: bit of info
We want shneid ..
Hoping poch can convince...trying trying..
[after critisism] Wont post anymore re what I hear.Happy days.
[more critisism and shit] I might hear snippets from spurs but who knows whats going on at pool arse united etc..if they come in for the same player it changes everything..we're still a big drawcard. Its hardly ground breaking...all i heard is its not dead and trying still

ftl is very anti itk, someone should invite him here

http://spurscommunity.co.uk/index.php?threads/morgan-schneiderlin.118901/page-50#post-4642259

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

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For when there's ITK to talk about.

I'll see ya all in January in that case.

 

[rawhide]

So...

You're all too scared to post in here then?

Even though we've had bits and pieces on Morgan and Fazio?

Chickens!

 

[max cady]

Its a crying shame people offer itk and they get criticised for it. I for one love all the itk and take it with a pinch of salt but I would never slag anyone off for it.

 

[am_yisrael_chai]

So...

You're all too scared to post in here then?

Even though we've had bits and pieces on Morgan and Fazio?

Chickens!

What news has there been on Fazio ?

 

[Ledleys Knee]

Hertyid on Fazio:

I don't believe Fazio is leaving this summer. Poch likes him.

 

[am_yisrael_chai]

What news has there been on Fazio ?

Just seen it in the Alderweireld thread, Hertyid saying Fazio is staying. Can someone post that to the ITK RO please.

 

[Blackcanary]

So...

You're all too scared to post in here then?

Even though we've had bits and pieces on Morgan and Fazio?

Chickens!

I posted the Fazio one yesterday.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

So...

You're all too scared to post in here then?

Even though we've had bits and pieces on Morgan and Fazio?

Chickens!

I had a cantaloupe to cut open for breakfast.

Anyway, I've been missing A&C's maniac monologues and mysteries messages at the start of these threads, so I've taken the liberty to shape one my self. I do ask your forgiveness in advance.

Spurs, "the pub" and SC ratings.

Baldini walks into the cafeteria at Spurs, nicknamed "The Pub", and Doris the Tea lady is smiling and singing as she provides Baldini with a generous helping of lunch. "Ciao bella, why the happy face, hm?". "Why, I posted on SC, didn't I, Sir. And somebody on there callin' himself Bus Conductor an'all, he gave yours truly a "winner", dinn'he, Sir? My kind of man, that BC" Doris explained cheerful. "Wonder who he IS". "Well, it's not me" Baldini pointed out as he helped himself to the wine he had ordered in for "The Pub". I wouldn't give you this... "winner" he muttered under his breath, slightly confused.

Baldini sat down, updating his Twitter feed. "DiMarzio this, DiMarzio that... Not as interesting when he no longer gets info from ME. Oddio". At that time, Levy walked in. Looking cross and upset. "Come on, dimmi, Italians always know to listen, Signore". Baldini was eager to please. "Well, I just so happened to post on SC about you, me & ENIC. I rather wanted to put us in a more favourable light, you see" Levy pointed out, still angry. "Already, 3 people rated my post "WTF!?". "But I tell my self that I must stay calm. When it comes to ratings, if you are doing it too perfectly, you are not doing it correctly". Baldini nodded as Levy walked away. "Just too bad that's what you say about transfers, too" He whispered.

Lloris approached Baldini. Baldini: "Have you seen Pochettino? I must speak to him". "I zink for him it iz now his weekly SC time, is it nawt?" Lloris pointed in the general direction of his office. "SC time?!" Baldini was getting exasperated. "It iz when he poztz zertain namez of ny playerz on SC, to figure out if it iz the name pleazing or no". "Thiz week, I am told, it is B-E-R-Y-Ls old mate of the team, Alderweireld". Baldini was shaking his head and updating the secret browser on his smart phone. The browser disguised with a solitary icon. All of the sudden, his mood changed. "Are you not feeling the OK, Franco?" Lloris was worried. Baldini answered in a dismissive fashion. "I just found out that there is a boat trip on Friday. AND I'M NOT INVITED. I'm pressing the "SPAM"-rating!". "Spam-rating?" Lloris asked. He couldn't believe what he heard. "Oh, never mind" Baldini said. Baldini urgently tried to patch it up. ."It's just a figure of speech around here... I suppose". Baldini left.
Lloris picked up his smart phone and smiled to him self. Wryly...

 

[Spurger King]

 

[Indisguise]

I had a cantaloupe to cut open for breakfast.

Anyway, I've been missing A&C's maniac monologues and mysteries messages at the start of these threads, so I've taken the liberty to shape one my self. I do ask your forgiveness in advance.

Spurs, "the pub" and SC ratings.

Baldini walks into the cafeteria at Spurs, nicknamed "The Pub", and Doris the Tea lady is smiling and singing as she provides Baldini with a generous helping of lunch. "Ciao bella, why the happy face, hm?". "Why, I posted on SC, didn't I, Sir. And somebody on there callin' himself Bus Conductor an'all, he gave yours truly a "winner", dinn'he, Sir? My kind of man, that BC" Doris explained cheerful. "Wonder who he IS". "Well, it's not me" Baldini pointed out as he helped himself to the wine he had ordered in for "The Pub". I wouldn't give you this... "winner" he muttered under his breath, slightly confused.

Baldini sat down, updating his Twitter feed. "DiMarzio this, DiMarzio that... Not as interesting when he no longer gets info from ME. Oddio". At that time, Levy walked in. Looking cross and upset. "Come on, dimmi, Italians always know to listen, Signore". Baldini was eager to please. "Well, I just so happened to post on SC about you, me & ENIC. I rather wanted to put us in a more favourable light, you see" Levy pointed out, still angry. "Already, 3 people rated my post "WTF!?". "But I tell my self that I must stay calm. When it comes to ratings, if you are doing it too perfectly, you are not doing it correctly". Baldini nodded as Levy walked away. "Just too bad that's what you say about transfers, too" He whispered.

Lloris approached Baldini. Baldini: "Have you seen Pochettino? I must speak to him". "I zink for him it iz now his weekly SC time, is it nawt?" Lloris pointed in the general direction of his office. "SC time?!" Baldini was getting exasperated. "It iz when he poztz zertain namez of ny playerz on SC, to figure out if it iz the name pleazing or no". "Thiz week, I am told, it is B-E-R-Y-Ls old mate of the team, Alderweireld". Baldini was shaking his head and updating the secret browser on his smart phone. The browser disguised with a solitary icon. All of the sudden, his mood changed. "Are you not feeling the OK, Franco?" Lloris was worried. Baldini answered in a dismissive fashion. "I just found out that there is a boat trip on Friday. AND I'M NOT INVITED. I'm pressing the "SPAM"-rating!". "Spam-rating?" Lloris asked. He couldn't believe what he heard. "Oh, never mind" Baldini said. Baldini urgently tried to patch it up. ."It's just a figure of speech around here... I suppose". Baldini left.
Lloris picked up his smart phone and smiled to him self. Wryly...

Pretty good dude. It only lacks mums, dwarfs, bejewelled thingamajigs and sadomasochism... You know, all round general filth.

 

[Indisguise]

Hertyid on Fazio:

I don't believe Fazio is leaving this summer. Poch likes him.

Quite relieved to hear this. Good to hear that Poch rates the big lad because it would be a shame to see him go before he's had a proper bite at the Apple. I can see him doing well this year.

 

[russjmills]

Probably worth pointing out on the ghostofarmo info.

His Uncle is an agent and he called the Delle Alli signing first. He rarely posts info now, but when he does he is often right.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

His Uncle is an agent and he called the Delle Alli signing first. He rarely posts info now, but when he does he is often right.

We've had this before and i'm pretty sure it isn't true. The Goat called Alli waaaaay before anyone else.
EDIT: IIRC in the form of a cunning cryptic made up by yours truly.

 

[russjmills]

Well someone is telling porkies then

Originally posted by Ghostofarmo

No im related to a football agent N17...delle ali etc

 

[CockOnBall]

We've had this before and i'm pretty sure it isn't true. The Goat called Alli waaaaay before anyone else.
EDIT: IIRC in the form of a cunning cryptic made up by yours truly.

Which bit isn't true? The uncle being an agent or him calling the Alli deal first?

 

[SpartanSpur]

Re: Ghostfarmo info, really hope we get the MS deal done. Would be a major coup. Also would be good if the SC Hierachy could get him over here, he doesn't deserve to be getting abuse.

Re: Fazio, happy to see him stay. If he can reduce the clangers he can be our Mertesacker. I like his competitive spirit too.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Which bit isn't true? The uncle being an agent or him calling the Alli deal first?

Alli first. If he did call it before the Goat it never made it on here.