Spurs vs Shaktar

[muppetman]

Maddison to Kane - how could he give this up!

 

[PrettyColors]

There should be absolutely zero doubt, Kane is the best #9 in world football and yes that includes Haaland.

 

[Dr Know]

At least he's giving us a good send off

 

[dj_stu]

So far this game isn't the best advert for life after Kane

 

[fecka]

Beautiful cross from Madders! So difficult to defend against. Almost a carbon copy of the Shakhtar goal pre-HT

 

[jurgen]

So far this game isn't the best advert for life after Kane

We're gonna be ShARiNG THe GOaLS aArOUNd, it's ok!

 

[Oh Teddy Teddy]

On a hat-trick. That'll be another £10m...

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

"Not defending crosses particularly well"

Our new motto?

 

[Schultz]

Maddison with a great ball into the box from out wide. That's what we are missing from Son & Kulu at the moment.

What a difference when we have someone out there that can play those balls.

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

No subs?

Players need match fitness so will get min 60 mins before subs.

 

[SpursForever71]

Who are we getting to replace Kane's goals again?

 

[TheChosenOne]

Fuck I just ate a half-time yoghurt and then saw on the label it was 2 weeks out of date and now I'm not sure whether to make myself throw up

I wouldn’t worry - when supermarkets send back out of date youghurts it gets reprocessed into new batches.

 

[dj_stu]

"Not defending crosses particularly well"

Our new motto?

To cross is to score (our end)

 

[GutBucket]

Maddison is so smooth.

 

[JoaoPereira]

Tottenham attempts to defend the width challenge: impossible.

 

[EssexSH27]

Price of the brick going up…

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

Maddison with a great ball into the box from out wide. That's what we are missing from Son & Kulu at the moment.

What a difference when we have someone out there that can play those balls.

Eriksenesque.

 

[SlotBadger]

Superb pass by Maddison but wasteful from Son.

 

[Johnny J]

I want to see Phillips on the pitch so we get an Ashley Maddison hookup.

 

[The Apprentice]

Maddison/Veliz combo next season will be juicy.