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Levy hires you as DoF - What do you do??

DEFchenkOE

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A bit of fun..

Levy calls you up in a desperate state, admitting he has got everything wrong on the football side. He has seen your posts on SC and is so impressed that he offers you the job of DoF. Although you're immediate thought is to put the phone down, you agree to take on the role and accept the measly pay package offered to you. DL kindly threw in a few nights free accommodation for you at the lodge, but breakfast and dinner was not included so you will have to pay for that yourself.

So lots to sort out, Levy has given you an agenda that requires immediate attention:

Develop a philosophy for the club - This will influence the type of players and coach we have both now and in the future
Hire a head coach - Should obviously match the above philosophy
Player outs - Levy has told you the following "Kane and Lloris want out, and Son isn't signing a new contract". He has also told you that you can decide whichever other players need to go if bids are received for the values that you set. So you need to assess the squad and decide who fits your philosophy and who can be moved on
Player ins - Money is tight following covid, Levy has told you that we can only spend from funds raised. So targets need to be realistic, also need to keep the HG situation in mind.

So, what does our squad look like come the start of the season? How much do you accept for Kane? Do you sell for a lot less if he's going abroad or just accept the highest bidder whoever it is? Which players (if any) on the books do you want to build the team around? How do you go about developing a philosophy? Is it style of play? Formation used from 1st team down to the youth teams? Which players do you transfer list immediately and who are you willing to listen to offers for?

Lots to sort out, so what do you do??
 

dimiSpur

There's always next year...
Aug 9, 2008
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A bit of fun..

Levy calls you up in a desperate state, admitting he has got everything wrong on the football side. He has seen your posts on SC and is so impressed that he offers you the job of DoF. Although you're immediate thought is to put the phone down, you agree to take on the role and accept the measly pay package offered to you. DL kindly threw in a few nights free accommodation for you at the lodge, but breakfast and dinner was not included so you will have to pay for that yourself.

So lots to sort out, Levy has given you an agenda that requires immediate attention:

Develop a philosophy for the club - This will influence the type of players and coach we have both now and in the future
Hire a head coach - Should obviously match the above philosophy
Player outs - Levy has told you the following "Kane and Lloris want out, and Son isn't signing a new contract". He has also told you that you can decide whichever other players need to go if bids are received for the values that you set. So you need to assess the squad and decide who fits your philosophy and who can be moved on
Player ins - Money is tight following covid, Levy has told you that we can only spend from funds raised. So targets need to be realistic, also need to keep the HG situation in mind.

So, what does our squad look like come the start of the season? How much do you accept for Kane? Do you sell for a lot less if he's going abroad or just accept the highest bidder whoever it is? Which players (if any) on the books do you want to build the team around? How do you go about developing a philosophy? Is it style of play? Formation used from 1st team down to the youth teams? Which players do you transfer list immediately and who are you willing to listen to offers for?

Lots to sort out, so what do you do??
You know you can just download Football Manager, right?
 

ILS

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Jun 21, 2008
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First thing is to call two meetings.

One with the players that are required to leave and one with the players that I want to stay. Once the first meeting is over and they have been informed they have no future at Spurs.

Hugo, Son and Kane can join me for a round of golf to discuss our future plans.
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
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Probably step down as we'd be a League 2 side by 2025 with me as DOF.


Lets be honest, it'd be the same for most of you as well.
 

spurs mental

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Gassin's finest

C'est diabolique
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Go to the interview, get a tour of the ground, have the free lunch... then use the cab fare to go join Brentford.
 

roy@SC

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Any DOF worth his salt will have any amount of players scouted and well known by now, that won't be the big problem. The big test will be getting levy to sign off on the transfers out at realistic prices. If he leaves that to the new DOF I believe we could see a pretty quick squad overhaul. We desperately need to offload atleast 10 of the current squad.
 
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DannyNZ

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Find a young inexperienced manager who has a few mates who are keen for a bit of a social kick around before hitting the beaches in summer and give him a go. How could this approach not succeed, this stuff is too easy.
 

ohtottenham!

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Aug 15, 2013
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Any DOF worth his salt will have any amount if players scouted and well known by now, that won't be the big problem. The big test will be getting levy to sign off on the transfers out at realistic prices. If he leaves that to the new DOF I believe we could see a pretty quick squad overhaul. We desperately need to offload atleast 10 of the current squad.
Agree. This is the test along with the prices for transfers in.
 

kursaal

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Aug 20, 2013
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Aa a Southend lad I'd loan.out Dane Scarlett, Troy Parrott and Harvey White to the mighty Shrimpers to help get Essex Finest back.into the Football League.

Potter installed as manager. His only task would be to get Spurs into Europe in his first season while playing expansive and attacking football.

I'd then tell Aurier, Doherty, Sanchez, Winks, Sissoko, Lamela and Dier to find new clubs.

Skipp and Sessegnon would be integrated into the first team squad.

Kane and Son would be informed they are staying at Spurs.

My priority signings would be two centre backs and two young, aggressive ball playing midfielders.

Finally, I would have a lock.put on the outside of Levy's office so he cannot get out.
 

dbspurs

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Sep 21, 2005
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Aa a Southend lad I'd loan.out Dane Scarlett, Troy Parrott and Harvey White to the mighty Shrimpers to help get Essex Finest back.into the Football League.

Potter installed as manager. His only task would be to get Spurs into Europe in his first season while playing expansive and attacking football.

I'd then tell Aurier, Doherty, Sanchez, Winks, Sissoko, Lamela and Dier to find new clubs.

Skipp and Sessegnon would be integrated into the first team squad.

Kane and Son would be informed they are staying at Spurs.

My priority signings would be two centre backs and two young, aggressive ball playing midfielders.

Finally, I would have a lock.put on the outside of Levy's office so he cannot get out.

Barring the head coach choice it sounds like something we'd all like to see next season. This should be the template and forwarded onto Levy.

You might want to remove the last line though :)

Might want to make a right back a priority as well unless you're planning on using Tanganga and Laviner next season.
 

Now it's Spursonal

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Aug 4, 2012
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Offer Rangnick the role as manager and then allow him to step up and take my role in 6 months with Gallardo stepping in as manager
 

chinaman

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First thing is to call two meetings.

One with the players that are required to leave and one with the players that I want to stay. Once the first meeting is over and they have been informed they have no future at Spurs.

Hugo, Son and Kane can join me for a round of golf to discuss our future plans.


What plans? Conspiracy against Baldy?
 

kaz Hirai

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Nov 5, 2008
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Tell levy to leave me alone, fuck off out the canteen, and stop telling the players motivational tales

Sell:
Dier
Sissoko
Winks
Rose released
Lamela :(
Lucas
Aurier
Hart
Gazz
Vorm

Release or loans were needed

Recall:
Foyth.
Sess and Skipp and fold them back into first team
Add in devine and Scarlett

Only purchase highly rated players under the age of 25
Higher manager who works on intense fitness levels, pressing, and highly organised patterns of attack so players never look clueless on what they're supposed to do next
 
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