Irrational hatreds of football

[ClintEastwould]

Go on. Let em out. I'm sure there are numerous, trivial, petty agitations that drive us up a wall.

Here are a few of mine.


- Mourinho's spat of annoyance whenever his team scores, as if his team should have been 8 nil by that point and the mere act of being a manager is pathetically beneath him

- Lampard's freakish way of striking a ball. It just looks so unpleasant and i'd rather see a scuffed shot deflected twice off kabouls arse than his totally unaesthetic strikes.

- sczcesneys face. I have dreams of punching it.

- the way Wiltshire runs. It's like he was raised by a flock of geese.

- the fact that Defoe always has to rub his face when being interviewed

- Gerrard always replacing 'me' when he should say 'my'

- when fans say 'knowing our luck that keeper will have a blinder against us' or 'knowing us altidore who hasn't scored for a year will bag a brace against us'. Seriously every fan base says this shit

- how the media never seems to give credit to clubs run correctly and in fact criticizes them whilst praises the likes of Chelsea and city for showering their thirst for world stars to improve the PL

- fans assumption that a new signing will automatically be better than what they already have

- AVBs voice

- Alberto Moreno for scoring against us so easily

- how last season during liver pools run of wins it was insisted that we watched YNWA before the match and kick off was even delayed once or twice

- that gooner at the emirates who looks like a burnt put axl rose

I'll think of some more..

 

[yankspurs]

Ohhh I got many. I have alot of hate in my heart. I think my rants about those ****s in liverpool and that schmuck i'd love to throatpunch in chelsea prove that. Too many to list.

I will say Wheelchair, Wal**** and Rosicky have extremely punchable faces. Oh and Scezsny or however the fuck you spell that twats name. Almost too punchable. Fix your face, bro. HATE! HATE! HATE!

 

[Danners9]

I hate so many things.

- Everything Mourinho says and the way he says it*, like the interviewer has just asked him the most stupid thing in the world.

*except when he is goading Wenger. I like that.

- I hate most commentators, pundits and studio guests who offer zero insight and ignore the facts in front of them to stick with their stupid opinions. Wage thieves. Merson, Gale, Townsend, Charlie Nicholas, J Redknapp. I'm sure there are more.

- I hate how SSN has become a stats-led station. X has so many assists, so many minutes per pass, pass percentage. Oh just F off. Most are meaningless on their own yet they isolate each number to prove whatever point they are trying to prove.

- Also on the SSN theme. I hate how the company with almost exclusive rights to the transfer window also has a betting company that lists odds on players moving. Almost as if they are manipulating the odds by shaping the info.. weird, that.

- I hate how the hype flip flops from one week to another. Man Utd are now 3rd favs to win the league apparently, after beating QPR 4-0... the previous weeks they hadn't been able to beat Swansea, Burnley or Sunderland yet now they are 3rd favs.

There are more but i've not had breakfast yet...

 

[leonspurs]

The football media, fucktards.

 

[hellava_tough]

Mourinho

Pretty much everything he says and does is exactly what is wrong with football today

So bad is he, that I actually felt sorry for Wenger for the first time in my life after Mourinho's comments last season