- Oct 23, 2005
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...that when I found out where my girlfriend lived the first thing I checked was not how to get there, but the quickest way to the Lane from there.
I bet the hairs go back down when the announcement continues;
'....Is cancelled due to industrial action/ wrong type of leaves/ snow/rain/heat/high winds/no windpower/clocks stopped/tea time/privatisation and shareholder dividend maintenance work...etc.
...............That on the mrs' birthday (same day as Brum v Spurs 2 seasons ago), I told her that I was taking her to Birmingham for the weekend, just so I could go to the game. Ha!
Something small, but if I buy a multi pack of golf tees, I throw the red ones away!
Also, the dog is named after Palacios (called Wilson, not Palacios), and I'm steadily scheming of how to get a baby name past of her of an old legend that she won't instantly cotton on to...
...that around 5 hours after my missus gave birth to our boy, i went and saw Spurs lose at home to Villa on a shitarse Monday night football match. Was so depressed that we lost, i returned to the hospital and shoved the little wanker back up her.
Ok, that last part wasn't true.