Close the thread - re-open it on September 1st, let me save you trouble of checking it every day it'll effectively be this:
"Great signing but never worth £40m"
"Reports that someone else has put in a bid"
"JUST PAY WHAT THEY WANT LEVY"
"I didn't want him anyway, I actually think we should sign XYZ"
"Some random account on Twitter said he might still be amongst one of the options being considered"
"Levy has let Ange down. Failed to back another manager. I wouldn't be surprised if he resigns before the season starts"
"Fabrizio Romano said we're still negotiating but no breakthrough"
"I HAAAAAAATE LEEEEEEEVVYYYYYYY!"
"Welcome to Tottenham!"
"Why did we go for the cheap option again - why couldn't we sign someone higher profile"
Etc
you missed the bit where he lets the ball slip through him on his debut and then gets sent of for hand balling outside the box