The three rules of old age, from The Bucket List (who probably stole it from somewhere else):
1. Never pass a bathroom.
2. Never waste an erection.
3. Never trust a fart.
He’s basically a Scottish Peter Drury. Which makes him entertaining for brief spells but thank goodness the par 3 tournament is available to switch over to.
"As a result, they now pay the second highest interest in the Premier League with their £25m only surpassed by Manchester United’s £31m, though Spurs do at least have a shiny new stadium to show for this, in contrast to merely paying for the privilege of having the Glazers as owners."
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