Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was [pause] Elvis: I hadn't had a hard-on in years.
God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn't have enough racism in it.
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