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robotsonic

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This will upset a few who have not seen it before but the Government see Chelsea as an "important cultural asset", last paragraph in this statement made to the House of Commons , mind you it was Nadine Dorries (ugh)

And as such, it would be of benefit to the people's of the nation if Chelsea toured the wider country instead of just the same few cities year on year, so that more of us can bask in their glow.

Newport, Harrogate, Accrington, Swindon, Grimsby, Morecambe...all crying out to experience that which the rest of us lucky few get to experience once a year, that of a visit by this national cultural icon.
 

Marty

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What happened to Fofana? Injured again?
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He has had the most horrendous bad luck with serious injuries. Genuinely feel sorry for him.
 

luRRka

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Kieran Maguire's going through Chelsea's accounts now and holy moly it's not pretty.

And that doesn't include this year's signings of petrovic, angelo, Washington, ugochukwu, sanchez, Jackson, disasi (love that autocorrect changes this to disaster), palmer, nkunku, lavia, and caicedo for a combined 467.8m euros
 

easley91

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The only people I feel sorry for if something happens are lifelong fans like my dad. And I know I'll probably get hate for feeling sorry for anyone or anything Chelsea related but he has been a fan since the 60s.
 

thecook

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The only people I feel sorry for if something happens are lifelong fans like my dad. And I know I'll probably get hate for feeling sorry for anyone or anything Chelsea related but he has been a fan since the 60s.
Not when it's your own family mate
 

thecook

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Chelsea has been his life. I know Chelsea are easy to hate (club and some fans), but there are good ones out there.
Yep, any club has its share of decent fans and wronguns and we're no different. Football fans tend to primarily focus on other clubs wronguns, whilst focussing on their own good ones!
 

Meercat

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Chelsea has been his life. I know Chelsea are easy to hate (club and some fans), but there are good ones out there.
Yep my old man has been a Chelsea fan since the 50s. He took me as a kid to see a game there around 1979/80 and I swear there were maybe a couple of thousand in the crowd, all on one side of the stadium and me and my best mate did sprint practices around the stone terrace behind the goal because there was no one there and we were bored shitless. That’s the Chelsea I’ll always remember.
 

SirHarryHotspur

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Chelsea wage bill of £404 million, that must be about the equivalent to Park Lane Square , the South Stand and east and west stands up to the halfway line. I can see why their fans not expecting a new stadium anytime soon.
 
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