West Ham have got their transfer window off to a flyer.
A couple of days ago, they let their Spanish reserve keeper go on a free. That's fair enough. Sometimes you need to freshen things up. Yes, Adrian has extensive Premier League experience, and has put in some decent performances over the years, but he's 32 now and didn't play a single league game last season.
So who have West Ham brought in to freshen things up?
A keeper with experience of the Premier League? Err, no.
A fresh, young foreign talent then? Err, no, Roberto is 33, a year older than Adrian
A keeper with recent first-team experience then? Err, no. He spent last season on Espanyol's bench.
But he must have some first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Malaga in 2017-18.
OK, but before that, any other first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Real Zaragoza in 2012-13.
So why on earth would they want him? He's free.
But what happens if Fabianski gets injured? We all laugh at West Ham. Again.
"I think everyone who follows football knows the importance of this club, so I'm really excited," Roberto said, thereby showing that (a) either he doesn't follow football, (b) he's been sold a pup or (c) someone mistranslated the word 'importance' from the original Spanish.
I'm going for (c).
West Ham have got their transfer window off to a flyer.
A couple of days ago, they let their Spanish reserve keeper go on a free. That's fair enough. Sometimes you need to freshen things up. Yes, Adrian has extensive Premier League experience, and has put in some decent performances over the years, but he's 32 now and didn't play a single league game last season.
So who have West Ham brought in to freshen things up?
A keeper with experience of the Premier League? Err, no.
A fresh, young foreign talent then? Err, no, Roberto is 33, a year older than Adrian
A keeper with recent first-team experience then? Err, no. He spent last season on Espanyol's bench.
But he must have some first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Malaga in 2017-18.
OK, but before that, any other first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Real Zaragoza in 2012-13.
So why on earth would they want him? He's free.
But what happens if Fabianski gets injured? We all laugh at West Ham. Again.
"I think everyone who follows football knows the importance of this club, so I'm really excited," Roberto said, thereby showing that (a) either he doesn't follow football, (b) he's been sold a pup or (c) someone mistranslated the word 'importance' from the original Spanish.
I'm going for (c).
The state of this tin pot club. Trying to stay relevant
I really hope that’s their official account, because if it is it really does confirm their status as a small time joke of a club.
It 100% is
The state of this tin pot club. Trying to stay relevant
And on top of that, they've now signed ...West Ham have got their transfer window off to a flyer.
A couple of days ago, they let their Spanish reserve keeper go on a free. That's fair enough. Sometimes you need to freshen things up. Yes, Adrian has extensive Premier League experience, and has put in some decent performances over the years, but he's 32 now and didn't play a single league game last season.
So who have West Ham brought in to freshen things up?
A keeper with experience of the Premier League? Err, no.
A fresh, young foreign talent then? Err, no, Roberto is 33, a year older than Adrian
A keeper with recent first-team experience then? Err, no. He spent last season on Espanyol's bench.
But he must have some first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Malaga in 2017-18.
OK, but before that, any other first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Real Zaragoza in 2012-13.
So why on earth would they want him? He's free.
But what happens if Fabianski gets injured? We all laugh at West Ham. Again.
"I think everyone who follows football knows the importance of this club, so I'm really excited," Roberto said, thereby showing that (a) either he doesn't follow football, (b) he's been sold a pup or (c) someone mistranslated the word 'importance' from the original Spanish.
I'm going for (c).
Hammers to bring in son of club legend Alvin Martin on two-year deal from 1 July
These lot are the biggest joke in football tbf, their success levels are comparable to Fulham, Palace or Bournemouth but they're desperately seeking to establish a proper rivalry with us.
Just annoying our fucking players don't turn up and humble the jumped up pricks when we play them, because they are so, so shit.
I mean we did beat them twice last season.
Who's Alvin Martin anyway?
'Tis indeed.Isn’t this the keeper who let a last min freekick through his fingers to let Brighton beat Millwall?
Excellent!!'Tis indeed.