- Feb 1, 2005
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Nice one Levy
Nice one son
Nice one Levy
We're gonna sign no-one
I saw Daniel Levy on my way home today
"Jump in" I shouted "I'll give you a lift home"
"Fuck off" he shouted back.
How ungrateful I thought as I zipped up my backpack and carried on walking.
At breakfast Mrs A&C said to me "I'm sick to death of you, everything I say goes in one ear and straight out the other". I said "I'll have two boiled eggs please"
Then last night I woke up to find both Mrs A&C and I had been abducted by aliens.
A tall alien in a mask leaned over me and said "we are just going to perform an anal probe on yourself and your wife and then we will send you home unharmed".
I rolled over, parted my arse cheeks and said "ok mate but good luck with the wife I've been trying for twenty years".