Spurs, yo.

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=@spursofficial&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Thank me later.

 

[cwhite02]

I'm out of touch clearly but what's a twizzle?!

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

Sorry, read the title didn't bother clicking the link.

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Sorry, read the title didn't bother clicking the link.

Read the thread, BEEEEETCH

(Awesome BB reference)

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

I'm out of touch clearly but what's a twizzle?!

Some kind of swiss cheese?

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Tottenham Hotspur ‏@SpursOfficial 15 Apr
85 - Still no further chances as our slick asses look fo' tha equaliser against United at Salford. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! MU 1-0 THFC

LOL

 

[mpickard2087]

Tottenham Hotspur ‏@SpursOfficial 15 Apr
85 - Still no further chances as our slick asses look fo' tha equaliser against United at Salford. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! MU 1-0 THFC

LOL

Good choice, that was the one that made me laugh

 

[kazzah9]

Oh my god im crying

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?s.../team-for-city.96398/&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

I be like surprised dat some playas is pickin Dempsey over Adebayor or Defoe. I didn't peep tha recent Europa League game so I don't give a fuck how tha fuck he played then but from what tha fuck I've peeped prior ta dat game I straight-up can't envision his ass bein mo' effectizzle than our other 2 strikers, at all.

I wanna bust a nut on dat n' like dis n' like dat y'all. Dont know if Holtby has tha discipline ta play tha DM role yet though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce yo. Dude straight certainly capable but Citizzle be a straight-up fucked up crew ta experiment wit dat role

Think Kaboul will need a gangbangin' fair few behind closed door matches ta brang his ass up ta speed n' itz imperatizzle not ta rush his ass as da thug is ghon be a key member next year slottin next ta Vertonghen.

Bale I'd be amazed if da thug was deemed fit ta play but then footbizzle be a gangbangin' funky ol' game.

No bale n' Lennon no chizzle I be afraid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I wanna ta peep Carroll git a go up in tha middle but da thug won't n' certainly not against hood up in what tha fuck might be our freshest game of tha season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Other than dat tha crew picks itself straight-up.

 

[JohanTheYid]

This is brilliant. Anyone else reading it in the voice of Bo Selecta Michael Jackson.........?

In case you have no idea what Im talking about

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Oh jeez. I've just been on our company website. I'm crying with laughter!

 

[dixiespurs]

Dinosaur - Wikipizzle, tha free encyclopedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur - Cached - Similar
Dinosaurs is a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diverse crew of muthafuckaz of tha clade Dinosauria. They first rocked up durin tha Triassic period, approximately 230 mazillion muthafuckin years ago, n' was ...

 

[mpickard2087]

I urge everyone to do this with the Clint Dempsey thread. Funny as.

 

[Mouse!]

Unknown muthafuckin yearz of Jizzy


Da unknown muthafuckin yearz of Jizzy refers ta tha period between Jizzyz childhood n' tha beginnin of his ministry as recorded up in tha New Testament.[1] Da term "silent years" is sometimes used as well.[2]
Da phrase "lost muthafuckin yearz of Jizzy" be also encountered up in esoteric literature yo, but aint commonly used up in scholarly literature since it be assumed dat Jizzy was probably hustlin as a cold-ass lil carpenter up in Galilee from tha age of twelve till thirty, so tha muthafuckin years was not "lost years".[2][3][4]

 

[sweyid]

Scott Matthew Parker (born 13 October 1980) be a Gangsta footballer whoz ass skits as club captain fo' Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur yo. Dude is tha FWA Footballa of tha Year fo' tha 2010�"11 season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude has represented England at every last muthafuckin level from under-16 ta senior. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Uniquely, da thug won his wild lil' first four England caps while playin fo' four different clubs.[3] Dude is known as a tough tacklin central midfielder.[4]

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?li...gQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNEEHvcQe76AzeynDrbZ5kXUw3-WEA

 

[Liquidator]

I say, it does a fellow good to be up in this shit.

 

[Stoof]

This is most joyous.

Well done Internets.

 

[absolute bobbins]

Keeping in the spirit and using Gizoogle Translate....Pho sho, this is tha dopest thang on tha internizzle right now!

 

[Montasura]

Direct.gov's page on children getting into trouble with the police...

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?s...px+-111px;+WIDTH:+13px;+HEIGHT:+14px"></SPAN>

 

[riggi]

Its good to see the club are recruiting from the local community. Wheres rasta smiley!!

 

[Shadydan]

Scott Matthew Parker (born 13 October 1980) be a Gangsta footballer whoz ass skits as club captain fo' Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur yo. Dude is tha FWA Footballa of tha Year fo' tha 2010�"11 season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude has represented England at every last muthafuckin level from under-16 ta senior. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Uniquely, da thug won his wild lil' first four England caps while playin fo' four different clubs.[3] Dude is known as a tough tacklin central midfielder.[4]

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?li...gQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNEEHvcQe76AzeynDrbZ5kXUw3-WEA

Brilliant