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Mrs SMC fined £50 for Twitter rant: SMC ready to offload wife after twitter attack.
Mrs SMC was known for her love of popular card game 'Yu-Gi-Oh!
Mrs SMC used Twitter to vent her frustration after her request for anal once again goes on deaf ears.
Her Twitter page 'MrsSMCtehbitchrofl'' was taken down early yesterday but only after a series of her angry posts had been published.
Among her posts she wrote: 'Do I wanna do the ironing NO. Do I wanna cook your dinner NO do I wanna get some anal YES so stop f***ing around SMC.'
Mr SMC is determined not to be embarrassed in the same way again. And he told one news reporter outside his luxury 8 bedroom council house: 'its funny really, when were having sex and she says 'fuck me arsehole' i assumed that was just her being a kinky bitch.' He continued: 'but whats really pissed me off his her straight refusal to do me ironing or me dinner. Thats like throwing a stick for a dog and telling him to catch it, only for the dog to turn around and say 'fuck off SMC, thats not my job you fat, lazy ****.'
Ironically, love rival Misfit was undeterred by Mrs SMC's ill-judged comments and unusual request and is understood to have requested her to make a divorce request so that they can get married in Vegas.
Mrs SMC's frustration is based on the lack of anal sex and on Monday she was ordered to get off the plane that was taking the troubled couple on a make or break holiday to Clacton-on-Sea, by love rival Spurrific who refused to get off the runway whilst singing 'dedicated follower of fashion' by the kinks.
The pilot was so disgusted with his rendition, that he run him over and crushed him to death. Gay lover Lufti was said to be in a state of shock and depression.
More trouble was to come for the couple, who were fresh from another argument on the plane, after Mr SMC refused to allow his wife to eat her lunch, which was said to include: 1 packet of flame grilled steak McCoy's crisps, 1 pint of guiness, and a yorkie bar. He was seen insinuating for his wife to have his testicles, he then retrieved his ballsack from his boxers, and rested them on his wife's shoulder.
Once they were off the plane, a masked man in a blacked out reliant robin pulled up on the runway and snatched Mrs SMC, proceeding to get away. Mrs SMC's current whereabouts are still unknown
However, it appears that Mr SMC is ready to move on and love again, after a flirty twitter exchange with Spursbabe:
Still, last night, Mr SMC issued this defiant statement from the boardroom of his luxury 2 acre Costcutter branch: 'oi, King of Otters, i know you took me wife, and good luck to ya, theres a reason why i dont give the bitch anal, and, because I'm such a nice chap, ill spare you the shock of discovering it, type in 'anal infections' to get a good idea. However, she is the mother to me 8 kids: Luka, Dimitar, Pedro, Teemu, Hossam, Mido, Gregorz, and Thinktank, so if you want to strike a deal, let me know.
One reporter stupidly made a joke which mr SMC did not find funny. 'So Mr SMC, you fancy yourself as a bit of a wheeler dealer then?' To which he angrily replied: 'u wot m8? Fuck off, i aint a fucking wheeler dealer, im a fucking Costcutter manager.' Then proceeding to put the reporter into a double nipple cripple until he said he was 'Mr SMC's bottom bitch'.
Mrs SMC used Twitter to vent her frustration after her request for anal once again goes on deaf ears.
Her Twitter page 'MrsSMCtehbitchrofl'' was taken down early yesterday but only after a series of her angry posts had been published.
Among her posts she wrote: 'Do I wanna do the ironing NO. Do I wanna cook your dinner NO do I wanna get some anal YES so stop f***ing around SMC.'
Mr SMC is determined not to be embarrassed in the same way again. And he told one news reporter outside his luxury 8 bedroom council house: 'its funny really, when were having sex and she says 'fuck me arsehole' i assumed that was just her being a kinky bitch.' He continued: 'but whats really pissed me off his her straight refusal to do me ironing or me dinner. Thats like throwing a stick for a dog and telling him to catch it, only for the dog to turn around and say 'fuck off SMC, thats not my job you fat, lazy ****.'
Ironically, love rival Misfit was undeterred by Mrs SMC's ill-judged comments and unusual request and is understood to have requested her to make a divorce request so that they can get married in Vegas.
Mrs SMC's frustration is based on the lack of anal sex and on Monday she was ordered to get off the plane that was taking the troubled couple on a make or break holiday to Clacton-on-Sea, by love rival Spurrific who refused to get off the runway whilst singing 'dedicated follower of fashion' by the kinks.
The pilot was so disgusted with his rendition, that he run him over and crushed him to death. Gay lover Lufti was said to be in a state of shock and depression.
More trouble was to come for the couple, who were fresh from another argument on the plane, after Mr SMC refused to allow his wife to eat her lunch, which was said to include: 1 packet of flame grilled steak McCoy's crisps, 1 pint of guiness, and a yorkie bar. He was seen insinuating for his wife to have his testicles, he then retrieved his ballsack from his boxers, and rested them on his wife's shoulder.
Once they were off the plane, a masked man in a blacked out reliant robin pulled up on the runway and snatched Mrs SMC, proceeding to get away. Mrs SMC's current whereabouts are still unknown
However, it appears that Mr SMC is ready to move on and love again, after a flirty twitter exchange with Spursbabe:
Still, last night, Mr SMC issued this defiant statement from the boardroom of his luxury 2 acre Costcutter branch: 'oi, King of Otters, i know you took me wife, and good luck to ya, theres a reason why i dont give the bitch anal, and, because I'm such a nice chap, ill spare you the shock of discovering it, type in 'anal infections' to get a good idea. However, she is the mother to me 8 kids: Luka, Dimitar, Pedro, Teemu, Hossam, Mido, Gregorz, and Thinktank, so if you want to strike a deal, let me know.
One reporter stupidly made a joke which mr SMC did not find funny. 'So Mr SMC, you fancy yourself as a bit of a wheeler dealer then?' To which he angrily replied: 'u wot m8? Fuck off, i aint a fucking wheeler dealer, im a fucking Costcutter manager.' Then proceeding to put the reporter into a double nipple cripple until he said he was 'Mr SMC's bottom bitch'.
