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rambu

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Roma defender Maicon was yesterday kicked out the Brazil squad, with Brazil refusing to explain why.



Rumours have spread regarding why the 33 year old full back was dismissed.

They largely centre around Maicon and Corinthians star Elias, with three main rumours doing the rounds on Twitter.

1. The first rumour was that Maicon was caught having sexual intercourse with teammate Elias.

2. The second rumour claimed he jerked off into David Luiz’s bottle of shampoo.

3. The third rumour, which originated on satirical Brazilian website Ole do Brasil, claims Maicon spread pepper and milk on Elias’s arse and then told him in the morning that he had been raped by four men.

Some tweets for each story can be seen below.

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/t...n-was-kicked-out-the-brazil-squad-the-tweets/

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The third one had me...don't know what to say.
 

JerryGarcia

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All the Gareth Bale metaphors have caught up with him and he's projecting. If it's any condolence Maicon, your career was all but over anyway.
 
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Roma defender Maicon was yesterday kicked out the Brazil squad, with Brazil refusing to explain why.

Rumours have spread regarding why the 33 year old full back was dismissed.

1. The first rumour was that Maicon was caught having sexual intercourse with teammate Elias.

Jacksy for Maicon?

:shifty:
 

Lilbaz

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Apr 1, 2005
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UPDATE: Turns out that Olé do Brasil is a parody news site, so Maicon may not actually be quite as gross as first thought.

We should’ve known that little 14-year-old Oscar is far too innocent and angelic to get embroiled in such mucky nastiness.

Doesn't mean it's not true. Until someone shows me evidence that Elias's arse is not covered in milk and chilli pepper, I'm going to believe this story whole heartedly.
 

Syn_13

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Jul 17, 2008
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Doesn't mean it's not true. Until someone shows me evidence that Elias's arse is not covered in milk and chilli pepper, I'm going to believe this story whole heartedly.

Good luck getting hold of those pics, Lilbaz. If you're still not quite sure, @Archibald&Crooks may have a few reference pics for you to go by.
 
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