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More further bad news for Spurs fans: 
Hungry Hudd's chicken heist
by Neil Eatson
Sensational CCTV footage acquired by my sources appears to show Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Tom Huddlestone stealing a bargain bucket from popular fried chicken restaurant KFC (which my sources tell me stands for 'Kevin Friend's Committee', a secret group much like the illuminati conspiring to keep Tottenham out of the top four, by stopping them from signing players that i break to you first, exclusively.)
Behaviour like this can be attributed to AVB telling him that he doesn't feature in his plans, and is allowed to leave, with talk of Fulham preparing a bid, i can exclusively reveal that my sources tell me that fulham are definitely interested in acquiring Tom, and a deal is close to being finalised, with only formalities such as an official transfer bid being lodged, permission to speak to the player granted, and personal terms to be agreed, expect an announcement some time this transfer window.
If a deal does go through, Tottenham are set to save over £20,000 in the canteen, with Aaron Lennon said to be 'delighted', he exclusively told me "blud, dat fat prick been teethin' my chocolate puddin' since day. Man cant wait to treat his taste buds to the delictable taste of chocolate flavoured pudding, fam".
Tottenham refused to comment on the incident.
Falcao, goodnight.
Hungry Hudd's chicken heist
by Neil Eatson
Sensational CCTV footage acquired by my sources appears to show Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Tom Huddlestone stealing a bargain bucket from popular fried chicken restaurant KFC (which my sources tell me stands for 'Kevin Friend's Committee', a secret group much like the illuminati conspiring to keep Tottenham out of the top four, by stopping them from signing players that i break to you first, exclusively.)
Behaviour like this can be attributed to AVB telling him that he doesn't feature in his plans, and is allowed to leave, with talk of Fulham preparing a bid, i can exclusively reveal that my sources tell me that fulham are definitely interested in acquiring Tom, and a deal is close to being finalised, with only formalities such as an official transfer bid being lodged, permission to speak to the player granted, and personal terms to be agreed, expect an announcement some time this transfer window.
If a deal does go through, Tottenham are set to save over £20,000 in the canteen, with Aaron Lennon said to be 'delighted', he exclusively told me "blud, dat fat prick been teethin' my chocolate puddin' since day. Man cant wait to treat his taste buds to the delictable taste of chocolate flavoured pudding, fam".
Tottenham refused to comment on the incident.
Falcao, goodnight.
