What's new

Barry Manilow Is Spot On!

fridgemagnet

Well-Known Member
Jan 18, 2009
2,416
2,867
We can't pass,
We can't cross,
We can't tackle,
We can't score,
We can't defend,
We can't be bothered; to move or do anything!

↑ This shit ↑ can and should be being coached!

There's no heart,
There's no soul,
There's no effort,
There's no fight,
There's no thought,
There's no care,
There's no desire; or belief to win anything!

↑ This shit ↑ can be enhanced upon if the players actually gave a toss to start with.

All the fancy mottos plastered around the training centre and pitch side mean Jack Bo-Diddley shitting squat, when you've got a load of individuals with no belief in the people around them and no trust or need to impress the bloke in the gillet because they believe he won't be there after the world cup, except that all of those above have been problems for the last 20 odd years (at least)

How many years do i have to wait before i see more than one Spurs players in the opposition box when it's not a FK or corner, no effort or runs made into opponents box, the long throw straight to the opposition, pass back to Hugo because theres no movement.

How many of those players in our squad are guaranteed a WC spot and how many can actually put there hand up and say they've at least stood up and been counted this season even if results haven't gone for us whilst they were on the pitch?

I don't know if Van Gaal is the answer or even if he's daft enough to come here, Van Halen could do a better job than what's there currently and there's only four of them, whoever comes in must be allowed to cull (i don't mean another squad overhaul, i mean back of house, Stevie Wonder could spot the weak links in our team) all the behind the scenes shit and this pampered life that so many of our players give off the stench of not giving a toss because they get paid whatever.

People saying months ago our season is over all though i agree to a point but players shouldn't be feeling that attitude until the last whistle of the last game of the season, our season over it never started, pre-season was a clusterfuck, in situations like Bales we need to be clearer on, you want one of our players, we agree a deal by the third game of pre-season after that he's not moving clubs.

Player power works both bloody ways it's about time some of the rich ponces were held to contract, only one player this season has earned any right to dictate that he's off in the summer and that's the poor sod who's been stuck behind our defence as they're carved open for the tenth time in two minutes.

Can't smile without you.
 

Matthew Wyatt

Call me Boris
Aug 3, 2007
2,224
1,988
Interesting thread starter, dude, but the juxtaposition of your abject rage and Barry Manilow's dulcet tones is a cognitive dissonance too far. You've given me a headache.
 

Jonboy

Well-Known Member
Jul 15, 2005
1,151
990
I'm with you, I'm disgusted how we ve blown 100 mill on reserves, shown our ambition by making a profit on player sales every year.
I sweat more watching the t.v
Than the players playing
And Vertongen does not give a shit, faked an injury
 
Top