5 Bold Predictions for the 23/24 Season

[Timberwolf]

This thread is always a bit of fun so thought I'd make one for this season. Here are mine:

1) Bissouma will be our player of the season.

2) We will be on 1 point after 3 games and everyone will lose their shit, but we'll end up finishing 5th and qualifying for the CL.

3) We will get battered 6-1 by City and there will be endless articles and MOTD discussions on whether Ange is being naive and too attacking for the PL and whether he should be more defensive against the big teams. Neville and Carragher won't shut up about it. Ange won't change one bit.

4) Solomon will have more goal involvements than Son.

5) If Kane leaves Richarlison will get 17+ league goals.

 

[dirtyh]

1. vdv will be a revelation
2. maddison will score 15+ goals
3. ange will be sent off more times than romero
4. we will get to a cup final.
5. we will finish 3rd

 

[Joshua shepherd]

1. vdv will be a revelation
2. maddison will score 15+ goals
3. ange will be sent off more times than romero
4. we will get to a cup final.
5. we will finish 3rd

So bold but we couldn’t win the cup?!

 

[dirtyh]

So bold but we couldn’t win the cup?!

maybe, we'll find out soon enough

 

[SpursAddict]

1. We will finish in the top 4 above United, Chelsea and Newcastle in the League
2. We will reach the semi finals of both the Carabao and FA Cup.
3. We will make no signings in the January transfer window.
4. Ange will be voted PL Manager of the month 3+ times.
5. Romero will be sent off at least 3 times this season.

 

[HodisGawd]

1. Kane will not leave, because he never was going to.
2. We will start like a train, and continue.
3. We will be top 3 at Christmas.
4. Kane will sign a new contract.
5. Fans will be forced to give credit where credit will be due.

 

[npearl4spurs]

5. Fans will be forced to give credit where credit will be due.

too bold, you’re getting NOTHING from me

 

[JimmyG2]

1) A plague of mice from the Cheese Room closes the stadium for two consecutive weekends.
2) 5 people trapped on the Sky Walk sue the club for in excess of 1 million pounds.
3) 'Waltzing Matilda' becomes Spurs official team running out song.
4) Kane kidnapped by Bayern Munich 'Ultras'. and held for 100,000,000 ransom.
5) Harry stays after release and Spurs win absolutely nothing and finish 6th.

 

[npearl4spurs]

1) A plague of mice from the Cheese Room closes the stadium for two consecutive weekends.
2) 5 people trapped on the Sky Walk sue the club for in excess of 1 million pounds.
3) 'Waltzing Matilda' becomes Spurs official team running out song.
4) Kane kidnapped by Bayern Munich 'Ultras'. and held for 100,000,000 ransom.
5) Harry stays after release and Spurs win absolutely nothing and finish 6th.

Would still be improvement

 

[Gassin's finest]

1. Kane will sensationally stay after calling a press conference where he yells "up the spurs and fuck the rest!" into the mic.

2. He then leaves 2 weeks later anyway, signing for PSG in £150m deal.

3. Spurs lose away to West Ham, and Postecoglu rants "this is the story of Tottenham, mate!" and rides out down the high road astride Yves Bissouma.

4. Daniel Levy spontaneously combusts when Arsenal score their third goal at the Lane in the 98th min, in a 3-2 defeat.

5. Spurs fans say "next year, maybe".

 

[E17yid]

Skipp will score 30 goals in all comps.
Davies will start 20 league games.
Bentancur will get injured again.
Vicario will save 5 penalties.
We’ll finish 6th with no trophies.

 

[BorjeSpurs]

1. Udogie will be in Carra’s or Neville PL team of the year.

2. The curse is real and even Ange's style of football will keep a clean sheet against Man City at the THS.

3. Maddison will get 15+ goal contributions in the league.

4. Kulu will continue to struggle and be the biggest disappointment of the season.

5. Perisic was deemed a bad signing last year for his poor defensive displays but had a mightily impressive offensive return with 13 G/A in all competitions. He’ll stay, and will be deemed our most improved player when he can focus on the opposition’s penalty area.

 

[hughy]

1. Maddison will register 10+ goals and 10+ assists in the PL.
2. Udogie or Sarr will get a YPOTY nomination.
3. Romero will receive at least 3 red cards in all competitions.
4. Lo Celso will start a minimum of 25 league games.
5. Emerson will be linked with various European giants in January for a big-money move.

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

1. Bissouma to score from the half way line
2. We will score 100 goals
3. We will beat Arsenal 5-0
4. We will be top of the league at some point in the season
5. We will win the FA Cup, 4-3 vs Arsenal in the final

 

[Nerine]

my predictions:

We’ll score from a corner.
We’ll get a penalty.
We’ll score from open play.
Maddison will score a goal.
Vicario will concede a goal.

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

1) A plague of mice from the Cheese Room closes the stadium for two consecutive weekends.
2) 5 people trapped on the Sky Walk sue the club for in excess of 1 million pounds.
3) 'Waltzing Matilda' becomes Spurs official team running out song.
4) Kane kidnapped by Bayern Munich 'Ultras'. and held for 100,000,000 ransom.
5) Harry stays after release and Spurs win absolutely nothing and finish 6th.

 

[Tucker]

We won’t draw a game until after the winter break.

We will score a goal and concede a goal in every game we play.

An injury crisis will see Davinson Sanchez emerge as a key player for us in a redemption arc that makes anything from game of thrones look pathetic in comparison.

We won’t win any games where Emerson Royal doesn’t play.

In a bizzare post match interview Cuti Romero will claim to be an immortal highlander and take responsibility for the Kennedy Assassination.

 

[SixtyFour]

1. Maddison won’t score a direct free kick all season. Richie will.
2. As soon as Bentancur is back, Biss will get injured.
3. Man City will score after 4m at WHL
4. We will beat Liverpool away
5. Mason and Poch will square up

 

[leffe186]

Was looking for an FFP/Finance thread and found this along the way. Couple of impressive attempts…