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The Spurs are back in town!

GDG

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To the tune of "The boys are back in town" by Thin Lizzy:

Guess who just got back today?
Those Tottenham boys who’ve been away.
Jermaine, Dimi and Didier
And that run from Jenas was just crazy!

It looks like they’ve turned it around
The fans they are cheering all over the ground,
From the Wigan supporters there’s hardly a sound
3-0 at half time is just crazy!

The Spurs are back in town,
The Spurs are back in town,
I said,
The Spurs are back in town
The Spurs are back in town etc

You know that dope Bramble he’s losing the plot
He plays football like a 50 year old drunken sot,
Man he’s so dumb he trips over the penalty spot
I mean he’s just dreaming.

“The sulk” Berba he keeps making space
For Lennon and Jenas to use their great pace,
And Keano’s all over the place,
If Wigan don’t wanna know, all the better!

Chorus

Sunday night, they’re sensing a kill,
Putting Wigan through the mill,
Now we’re winning again it’s such a thrill
And if the boys wanna have fun, you’d better let ‘em.

The Park Lane stand’s blasting out my favourite song,
The Paxton boys are singing, they’re a happy throng.
The whole of White Hart Lane’s a happy throng
Now that the boys are here again.

Chorus

Spread the word around
The Spurs are back in town.
 

Phantom

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YAY a day where i dont dread going in to work for football reasons anyway!
 

GDG

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Twas written in 15 minutes at half time, I have a rather sad attraction to rhyme.
 

BoringOldFan

It's better to burn out than to fade away...
Sep 20, 2005
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He plays football like a 50 year old drunken sot

On behalf of all 50-year-old drunken sots I resent that statement.

And I'm not even sure what a 'sot' is. :wink:
 

DC_Boy

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May 20, 2005
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great isn't it - what beautiful goals all of them - the first for Keane's role - the 2nd for JJ & Berbs - the 3rd for Berbs & Lennon - the 4th for Berbs JJ & DB :)
 

southlondonyiddo

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Nov 8, 2004
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great isn't it - what beautiful goals all of them - the first for Keane's role - the 2nd for JJ & Berbs - the 3rd for Berbs & Lennon - the 4th for Berbs JJ & DB :)


The fourth goal was a beauty. Great move from Berbs and JJ with an excellent finish from DB
 

GDG

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, great game - but what about the lyrics?
 

GDG

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Crumpets are best served dripping with butter, in my opinion - enough butter that it soaks through to the plate. If it ain't soaked through to the plate, it ain't enough butter.
 
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