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  • Lloris

  • Naughton

  • Kaboul

  • Fazio

  • Rose

  • Capoue

  • Mason

  • Townsend

  • Chadli

  • Eriksen

  • Kane

  • Lamela

  • Dembele

  • Adebayor

  • Goat


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Bulletspur

The Reasonable Advocate
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Oct 17, 2006
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Credits: Lloris, Chadli Rose, Kane
Credible: Mason, Lamela Naughton
Credulous: Erikson, Townsend, Capoue Dembele
Crap: Kaboul, Fazzio,
 

Shea

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Apr 5, 2013
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Lloris - not his best game - 5

Naughton - poor, was hung out to dry a bit but was sent off - 5
Rose - Overall quite poor, at fault for their second but did a few nice things included the cross- 6
Fazio - just a joke of a signing, looks awful - 2
Kaboul - captain clown - 2.5

Capoue - terrible player, passes backwards always, offers no protection to the defense and is constantly out of positional making no effort to track back or effect the play - 2
Mason - left Capoue exposed and offered little in the game, he's an attakcing mid being played deep. one half decent shot is about the net return from him today - 3

Eriksen - made no impact and didn't look like he wanted to take the game by the scruff of the neck - 4
Townsend - woeful and ineffective, back to being flashy and greedy after the confidence boost of a decent midweek game - 3
Chadli - set up Kane who should have scored first half and dragged us back into the game with a great strike MOTM - 6

Kane - should have scored twice, huffed and puffed but could do nothing - 5

Dembele - he offers nothing to the team but slow possession, no end product, can't set a tempo and can't play attacking balls through - 3
Lamela - Woeful, weak and ineffective, sloppy, can't beat a man and should have scored. Spent more time doing flashy bs stepovers than trying to get us back in the game - 3
Adebayor - fell over, lost the ball every time he touched it and should have scored at the end - 3

Poch - made a errors with his selections again, failed to find a balance with the team and with the Europa schedule. Doesn't seem to be able to get the team playing to his tactics and his system doesn't suit the components. Unlike last week he failed to correct his own mistakes and didn't get lucky this time - 2
 

HotspurFC1950

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Feb 6, 2011
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Poch doesn't seem to have the players with him.

It's all very well to give the manager time but when the players are not responding to him then there is only one answer.

Managers will never resign these days and lose the big pay out.
 

Mr Pink

SC Supporter
Aug 25, 2010
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Loving the rating threads of late.

Just so how to split em these days.
 
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Danny1

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Dec 6, 2006
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Im actually going to go for it:

Lloris 6 - Could do nothing with the goals. Feel so sorry for him having to watch that infront of him.

Rose 5 - Did ok, was at fault for the second goal though as was wrong side of his man.

Kaboul 2 - I cannot believe he is our captain, a complete waste of a player. Look at his position for the second goal, what the hell was he doing by just running up the pitch.

Fazio 4 - Feel for him a bit having to be Kabouls partner and looks really shaky. He hasnt turned a bad defender over night but is lacking in confidence.

Naughton 5 - Steady eddy again, the sending off wasnt his fault, it was Masons for losing possession in a stupid area.

Mason 6 - Tries really hard but lost the ball in some very dangerous places today. For someone who has never played Prem football I think its dangerous to pin all our hopes on the guy.

Capoue 2 - Nothing player today, yet again. Not quite sure what he does, NZonzi showed him how to play as a big guy today. He should not start the next game.

Chadli 7 - Our best player by a whole ONE MILLION MILES, looked composed on the ball and actually played the easy pass, took his goal amazingly.

Eriksen 4 - I dont know whats happened to our boy wonder but he just doesnt look like he is enjoying his football.

Townsend 1 - Utter utter rubbish. Everyone who calls for him to be in the team must hold their hands up and admit the guy is pony. He hasnt got a brain, he does the backflick pass all the time, to no one. He cant beat a man with skill because he has one skill, a massive step over, and he shoots when he should pass. As I said in the matchday thread he is no better than Zaha, or Ince, or Buckley etc etc.

Kane 5 - Runs a lot but as we all know in here, he cant play as a lone striker, its not his game.

Lamela 4 - Loses the ball all the time, and doesnt release it quickly enough. Really disappointed in him.

Dembele 2 - Well that was rubbish, where has Dembele gone because this imposter is some random guy from a Sunday League Team.

Adebayor 2 - Offered nothing, did nothing, missed a good chance.

I have to say that that was probably the single worst performance I have seen from a Spurs team since the earlys 2000s. There was no easy passing, no movement, no pressing, no drive, no want to win, just nothing. We havent got a single winner in our team and it shows massively. Not a single one of those players has played at the top for a sustained period of time and we really miss it. We also miss someone with drive and passion, like Parker or Gallas, who will truly pull someone by the scruff of the neck and give them a mouthful for not pulling their weight.

Im so down about the club as a whole and Im torn between thinking that I shouldnt expect too much but I want to at the same time. I have gradually, over the past two years, come to the conclusion that we are ultimately a selling club, our owners are in it for the money and absolutely nothing else and it shows on the pitch. Harry did great at blinding this fact when he was in charge, but a club that makes £50m in transfers in 4/5 years is never going to be anywhere near the top. I think this season if we finish in the top half then that will be a geniunely correct position. It isnt Pochs fault, he wanted Schneiderlin and Mussachio and got other players who are not as good. How many more managers are we going to do this to.

FED UP.
 

Cooperfield

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Lloris - 6
Naughton - 5
Rose - 5
Fazio - 3 Really who scout these players?
Kaboul - 3 He just epitomizes this team: incompetent
Capoue - 4
Mason - 5
Eriksen - 4
Townsend - 4
Chadli - 6.5
Kane - 5
Dembele - 4
Lamela - 4
Adebayor - 4
 

guate

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May 12, 2005
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Shambolic is the least offensive adjective for this bunch of gutless ingrates that wore the Tottenham shirt today.
 

kendoddsdadsdogsdead

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Aug 29, 2011
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Full backs not good enough. Our defence backs off as a group. Capoue is so one paced and lazy, so easy to run/jog off of him. Alot of huff and puff but no real control, pace and brains going forward. I do find it amusing that it was Sherwood that was letting these great players down last season. Turns out you need something more real than empty and meaningless phrases like philosophies and cohesive structures.
 

TheHoddleWaddle

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Dec 13, 2013
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Lloris 6 - quiet game.

Naughton 6 - okay.

Rose 6 - okay.

Kaboul 3 - diabolical.

Fazio 0 - Vega and Doherty love child, absolute crock of sh*t.

Mason 5 - good energy but poor in possession, and his mistake lead to Naughton's red card.

Capoue 3 - awful.

Eriksen 3 - his delivery and passing has gone to pot, he looks totally dejected.

Chadli 6 - MIA for the 1st hour but scored a good goal and showed for the ball afterwards, only one to look interested towards the end.

Townsend 3 - pathetic, not a premier league player.

Kane 5 - tried but looked tired and missing his shooting boots today... had little to no support though.

Dembele 0 - what a fraud, all he did was stupid step overs followed by giving the ball away.

Lamela 4 - anonymous most of the time, with the added bit of poor decision making when in good positions (Chadli clean through and then having a brain fart when he should have crossed). Decent free kick. Basically a fancy version of Townsend, but both equally brain dead.

Ade 0 - 3 touches in 30 mins, 1 to set up a Stoke attack, 2nd concedes a free kick, 3rd is a woeful header on goal.

Poch 0 - I can't believe Levy appointed the village idiot in the 1st place. He doesn't have a clue.


Vega Doherty love child. Fucking Lol.
 

DEFchenkOE

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Feb 13, 2006
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Mason is part of the problem for me in a midfield two, severe lack of discipline and had a big hand in the red card.

We need to move to 4-3-3.

There were far worst than him today and in many weeks just feel he will get a big 'pass' today whereas others will be slated.

Would like to see a midfield 3 of Mason, Eriksen and someone defensive. Would like to say Stambouli but he can't even get in the squad. I'd even go as far as saying put Verts or Vlad as the defensive midfielder in the 3. And Eriksen has been poor so maybe even play Bentaleb there.

Chadli - Kane - Lamela
Bentaleb - Dm(not Capoue) - Mason

It's not great but I fe3l it's the best we can do right now.
 

VegasII

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May 14, 2008
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This lot need to be put in the stands by a Graham Roberts tackle.
 

Dan Yeats

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Jul 12, 2011
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I gave up watching after the first half. Good thing too by the looks of it.

Stoke? Seriously? FFS.

Please please please, stop playing Dembele. He fucks our whole system up.
 
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