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PLTuck

Eternal Optimist
Aug 22, 2006
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Still dislike their **** fans intensely, but Frank is a bloody likeable chap. The team is pretty likeable too. Their RB looks fantastic, and Pulisic….what a player.
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Still dislike their **** fans intensely, but Frank is a bloody likeable chap. The team is pretty likeable too. Their RB looks fantastic, and Pulisic….what a player.
The most shit thing about the whole Chelsea revolution is that their fans are the least deserving of it in the entire country.
 

robbiedee

Mama said knock you out
Jul 6, 2012
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I see Pulisic is out of US internationals with a mysterious hip injury... nailed on starter against City next match then...
 

Hakkz

Svensk hetsporre
Jul 6, 2012
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Top 14? They’re rubbing it in the classless twats. I don’t recall us ever posting anything when they were in similar relegation form under Mourinho.

Maybe because we knew they would bounce back up the table sooner rather than later anyway?
 

tototoner

Staying Alert
Mar 21, 2004
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I guess they can afford it

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'O Zio

Well-Known Member
Dec 27, 2014
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I guess they can afford it

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All seems fair enough to me given how much they earn. 20k for being late to work sounds like a lot but in reality that's less than half a day's pay for most of them and when you consider that they're only really in training for like 2 hours, if they're half an hour late that's 1/4 of their work day they've missed so being fined e.g. 40% of their daily wage isn't that harsh IMO.

That said, I do wonder how it scales based on who the players are e.g. a top star player who's on 250k+ per week being fined 20k is not the same punishment as some young player who's just breaking into the squad e.g. Mason Mount being fined the same when he's on considerably less. I would've assumed it was a % rather than a fixed amount.
 

punkisback

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Apr 10, 2004
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Top 14? They’re rubbing it in the classless twats. I don’t recall us ever posting anything when they were in similar relegation form under Mourinho.
Chelsea media team have always been classless. Also we have a poor boardroom relations with them.
 

King of Otters

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Jun 11, 2012
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Add should add, in addition to the above, that I would never want that fat fucker at my club, no matter how much of a nice guy he may be. He's proper Chelsea to me, in a way that Mourinho isn't.
 
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