Jesse Lingard

[Danny1]

Good god no. He is a disgusting excuse of a premier league footballer. Can’t pass, occasional shot goes near the goal, can’t control the ball, just unbelievably bang average!

 

[L-man]

Maybe my Twitter hasn't refreshed but can't see the Dan KP retweet?

It looks like he’s un-retweeted it but he defo did as it’s still on my timeline

 

[tooey]

Let's get in Bentdner and Karius so we can have the full house of footballer memes.

 

[$hoguN]

Already been dismissed by ITKs. Nothing to see here, move along and let this thread die the dishonourable death it deserves

 

[Albertbarich]

This has wound me up , it usually takes watching us play under jose to do that. Hes managed it pre game now.

 

[MR_BEN]

That’d be one way to ruin what so far has been a great transfer window ?

 

[Gareth88]

Is there anything concrete behind this Dele leaving talk?

 

[sage]

Keep that influencer away from our team

 

[Hakkz]

I'd prefer Mark Noble. And I hate Mark Noble.

 

[GutBucket]

He earns 100k p/w and his best asset is off-ball movement and work rate. Can't be true, it just doesn't make any sense even with his HG status.

 

[Univarn]

Hitchens, who has spent years as a scout and could probably instantly tell you Lingard is a mid table PL player at best, when Jose goes to Levy's office and demands Lingard.

 

[paulcumpstone]

Awful player. Decent goalscoring record but lacks a footballing brain. Dwell on the ball alot and tends to pass backwards alot

 

[tobi]

Lord have mercy.

 

[jondy1]

He earns 100k p/w and his best asset is off-ball movement and work rate. Can't be true, it just doesn't make any sense even with his HG status.

I think his best asset is disco dancing and I don’t think we need that

 

[austinfh]

Is there anything concrete behind this Dele leaving talk?

don't think so, Ally Gold has said he's still in José's plans

 

[JB_Spurs]

Fuck right off mate. If Mourinho actually asked us to get him he needs to be tied to a chair and interrogated about his true intentions because anyone actively wanting to sign Lingard in the year of our Lord 2020 has to be a footballing terrorist

 

[CrouchPotato]

If you told me we could get Bale but it meant signing Lingard, it honestly would have made me consider whether it was worth it

 

[Tucker]

Could this all be part of some mind games with Dele, to get him to work harder on and off the pitch.

 

[Steffen]

I’d rather field 9 players.

 

[mmidgers]

Please God no!