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[mark87]

Mousa: Er, Jermain you know Ade pissed in your water bottole don't you?

 

[JerryGarcia]

Just add water to make your very own 30 goal per season target man.

 

[talkshowhost86]

Dembele and Defoe engage in hijinx, unaware that Bert from Sesame Street is emerging from the ground behind them.

 

[Mattspur]

MD: I know you scored three times in shooting practice, but it's training. We need the ball back.

 

[nferno]

Mousa and Jermain after examining footage showing Jermaine onside in the build up to a goal.

 

[alamo]

Jermaine tries for a drink....... and misses.

 

[coysjod]

JD: aaaaarrrgghh
MD: yeah I know, cheap bastards getting the water from Tesco this season.

 

[Damian99]

Dembele "I did say if you were offside more than 100 times in the next match i was going to piss in your drinks"

 

[wozzahotspurs]

JD: So i was motting her out & all of a sudden she squirts

MD: awwww man mine never do that

 

[tiger666]

JD samples the first batch of Tony Adams new bottled water range.

 

[Grey Fox]

Mousa; "I didn't mean that sort of dribble you twat"

 

[Yid-ol]

MD I asked you to pass the bottle... you have the ball already, you could have at least passed for once!

 

[Armstrong_11]

MD: No No! Adding water won't make your dive more convincing.

 

[shelfboy68]

Dembele says jermain I think we have bought a world class striker........ oh wait no.

 

[Jetta]

Jermain, I think you've got a drinking problem