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[UncleBuck]

Good luck with finding buyers in the current market on those wages,,,

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Blimey, looking at that list even if they only get rid of Casemiro, Verane, Martial, Eriksen and Van de Beek that’s £1.65m a week they’ll be saving, that’s absolutely mental!

 

[allatsea]

I'd somehow forgotten about those two but but Christ, what have Man U become that we'd only take a young striker and a youth product who only broke through recently...out of their entire first team squad!

How.much did the spend assembling that squad? And how much do they pay on wages?
Marathon Jim really does have his work cut out there.

Can't see them being able to sell many unless they pay them to go. They are all on such ridiculous wages and have such high opinion of themselves. No doubt clubs will be interested in some but will then be put off by the cost particularly the wages they will want.

 

[mmidgers]

Blimey, looking at that list even if they only get rid of Casemiro, Verane, Martial, Eriksen and Van de Beek that’s £1.65m a week they’ll be saving, that’s absolutely mental!

Martial is still there!? Mental!

 

[SirHarryHotspur]

Martial is still there!? Mental!

And a big money purchase when signed.

He was a member of Monaco's squad for two seasons before signing for Manchester United in 2015 for an initial fee of £36 million and £21.6 million in potential bonus payments; making it the highest fee paid for a teenager in football history at the time.

 

[Marty]

Martial is still there!? Mental!

He's played 13 times in the PL this season and I cannot remember a single one of them.

 

[mmidgers]

He's played 13 times in the PL this season and I cannot remember a single one of them.

I thought he'd retired

 

[hughy]

He's played 13 times in the PL this season and I cannot remember a single one of them.

There were the 12 times he did absolutely nothing and then the one where he scored the third goal in a 3-0 win against Everton.

Fully sums up his career at United to be honest.

 

[Albertbarich]

Setting the fans up for a rubbish summer.

,"Oh we can't shift these huge earners so we can't spend what we want..."

Thus making the players the bad guys.

Id take Dalot and Luke Shaw though.

 

[bubble07]

Was trying to think of any United player I’d actually want that I think would improve us.

Currently drawing a blank.

Its probably the 3 the article claim are not for sale and Dalot

 

[E17yid]

UTD better not throw their game against Arsenal in the hope City don’t win the title. That would be a pathetic, petty thing to do.

 

[Trix]

Setting the fans up for a rubbish summer.

,"Oh we can't shift these huge earners so we can't spend what we want..."

Thus making the players the bad guys.

Id take Dalot and Luke Shaw though.

Wouldn't take any of their senior players that have seen off numerous managers. That's what we need rid of ourselves.

 

[allatsea]

Setting the fans up for a rubbish summer.

,"Oh we can't shift these huge earners so we can't spend what we want..."

Thus making the players the bad guys.

Id take Dalot and Luke Shaw though.

Does Luke Shaw still play ? Haven't seen him in a Man U shirt for ages.

 

[Timbo Tottenham]

Does Luke Shaw still play ? Haven't seen him in a Man U shirt for ages.

Probably as he has to wear the duvet cover.