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    Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

    Although he wants out, I've got a feeling that the club is really only putting him out there to say to him "See, we're trying to sell you!" in order to appease him and his entourage. But in reality, we have no intent to sell for less than we bought him for. With the current market, nobody is...
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    Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

    Thank you for putting these together. Been looking for an "Ndombele Every Touch Compilation" from the Sheffield game all week!
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    Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

    The pass at 1:52.... makes that look way too easy. Weaves it with the outside of his foot through 3+ defenders and hits Serge perfectly in stride to set up a dangerous crossing situation. Less than a handful of players in the EPL today capable of executing that pass with that level of precision...
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    Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

    Beware, this video may cause unexpected ejaculation. The answer to this question is no - there is absolutely no point in pressing this man. Try and he'll even make guys like Kante look like Mark Noble, left in the dust.
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    Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

    After passionately defending Tanguy last summer, I can't even explain to you all how good it feels to be completely vindicated after every performance. The man is just incredible. At this point, the struggle won't be finding a suitor to sell him to, but instead figuring out how to hold onto him...
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    Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

    Remember when there was this weird plot against my liege this summer and loads wanted him out of the club? I’m so happy people came to their senses cause my mans is a human highlight with a taint tickling deft touch and velvety dribbles that we’ve been deprived of at this club. To his continued...
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    Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

    I think this point gets missed by many. He does have a weird running style and to some it looks lazy, but it’s so clear that he uses it to lure his opponents into thinking he’s knackered and slow and then, bang. So unique, so incredible. He’s only going to get better and better and I, as an...
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    Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

    What a wonderful memory. He definitely is watching down. Every time Bale bangs one in you’ll think of your Dad, which makes it more special. My Dad passed in 2018 when I was 23. I have sports moments all the time like that where I’m reminded of a precious moment with him - cherish those when...
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    Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

    Put yourself in his position: Imagine, for 7 years you’re making 600k per week which is amazing and all you’ve done is quietly gone about your work, won 4 champions leagues, a couple ligas, etc. but you’re in a city where you don’t know the language, you don’t understand most of your teammates...
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    Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

    Not to mention Steve Hitchen's name is spelled wrong.
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    Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

    I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER. The guy is fucking class.
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    Wout Weghorst

    My loins have already been burning as it is with the Bale and Reguilon news... if we get to SOUND THE WEGHORST KLAXON too, my meat is gonna need a wheelchair.
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    Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

    HOLY FUCK. This gets the juices flowing. Looking like a god damn OX. Inject fit Tanguy photos into my veins.
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    Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

    What I don't understand is how all this TN ITK is coming out each day whilst he has COVID and hasn't been with the squad since July? Surely Mourinho and co. would have challenged him to get in better shape and return to the squad to fight for his place in the team. All just seems a bit...
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